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Jehannum

Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Jul 24, 2013
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When I was at the doctor's office for the ball cancer, he asked me if I'd like to bank any sperm for the future. I said, "Sure that sounds like a good idea", so he sent me to the sperm bank.

When I got there, the attendant asked me, "Would you go ahead and masturbate in the cup?"

I said, "I'm not sure I'm ready for competition".
 
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