gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,134 18,913 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,590 Sep 10, 2022 #3,361 TIL ants can't catch COVID. It's because they've got ant-y bodies. Reactions: HipHugHer
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,134 18,913 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,590 Sep 11, 2022 #3,362 I play hockey on a 5 dollar pair of skates because I'm a cheapskate. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 12, 2022 #3,363 You should never roll CDs down a hill to see which gets to the bottom first. It would be a disk race. Reactions: HipHugHer
You should never roll CDs down a hill to see which gets to the bottom first. It would be a disk race.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 12, 2022 #3,364 @AppleTurkey sent me a text that said, "Your the best". I sent back, "No, you're the best". She's been on cloud 9 ever since, but I don't have the heart to tell her I was just correcting her grammar. Reactions: HipHugHer
@AppleTurkey sent me a text that said, "Your the best". I sent back, "No, you're the best". She's been on cloud 9 ever since, but I don't have the heart to tell her I was just correcting her grammar.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 13, 2022 #3,365 I'll never forget my dad's last words to me before he passed: "stop shaking the ladder, you little shit". Reactions: HipHugHer
I'll never forget my dad's last words to me before he passed: "stop shaking the ladder, you little shit".
ZRH (retired?) Google-F.U. Mar 5, 2005 26,578 1,955 673 <3 Marklar ₥21,157 Sep 13, 2022 #3,366 I bought my fish a tank. The problem is he doesnt know how to drive.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 14, 2022 #3,367 I went to the gas station the other day and there was a sign that said, "Car Wash Out of Order". So I waxed the car, rinsed it, then applied soap. Reactions: HipHugHer
I went to the gas station the other day and there was a sign that said, "Car Wash Out of Order". So I waxed the car, rinsed it, then applied soap.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 14, 2022 #3,368 How much does coffee cost in space? A starbuck. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 15, 2022 #3,369 I made a search engine for orphans. It works really great, but it's missing a homepage. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 15, 2022 #3,370 What does a cannibal call a pregnant lady? A kinder surprise. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 19, 2022 #3,371 I often wonder about the differences in perception between different individuals, like for example, do we all see colors the same way, or does perception just make color a pigment of our imagination? Reactions: HipHugHer
I often wonder about the differences in perception between different individuals, like for example, do we all see colors the same way, or does perception just make color a pigment of our imagination?
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 19, 2022 #3,372 Does anyone know the actor who played Forrest Gump? T hanks in advance. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 19, 2022 #3,373 What do you call a man with a shovel? Doug What do you call a man without a shovel? Douglas Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 19, 2022 #3,374 Plants are thin because they're light eaters. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 20, 2022 #3,375 The difference between a vegan and a computer scientist is that one is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM. Reactions: HipHugHer
The difference between a vegan and a computer scientist is that one is disgusted by a rack of lamb, and the other is disgusted by a lack of RAM.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 20, 2022 #3,376 I was on a diabetes website, and it asked me if I wanted to accept cookies. That seems counterproductive Reactions: HipHugHer
I was on a diabetes website, and it asked me if I wanted to accept cookies. That seems counterproductive
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 21, 2022 #3,377 When the person who invented lozenges died, there was no coffin at the funeral. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 21, 2022 #3,378 When a wizard cooks, his most used spell is cast iron pan. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 22, 2022 #3,379 Back in elementary school, my favorite teacher was Mrs. Turtle. Weird name, but she tortoise well. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,461 47,025 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,902 Sep 22, 2022 #3,380 I asked Siri why I was so bad with women, and her reply was, "My name is Alexa". Reactions: HipHugHer and ZRH