ZRH (retired?) Google-F.U. Mar 5, 2005 26,566 1,955 673 <3 Marklar ₥21,059 Oct 12, 2022 #3,421 Jehannum said: There's that vaunted competence again. Click to expand... We'd probably get along if you weren't such a cunt Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum said: There's that vaunted competence again. Click to expand... We'd probably get along if you weren't such a cunt
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 12, 2022 #3,422 Reactions: fly and HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 13, 2022 #3,423 I usually don't make math puns, but I will make one if I half two. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 14, 2022 #3,424 Went to the airport and asked them to send one of my bags to New York and one to Chicago. The attendant said, "I can't do that". I said, "That's funny, you did it for free last time". Reactions: HipHugHer
Went to the airport and asked them to send one of my bags to New York and one to Chicago. The attendant said, "I can't do that". I said, "That's funny, you did it for free last time".
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,129 18,912 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,528 Oct 16, 2022 #3,425 So ZRH got another job working at a mexican restaurant now, shredding cheese for tacos and nachos and whatever. It's the gratist job. Reactions: HipHugHer and ZRH
So ZRH got another job working at a mexican restaurant now, shredding cheese for tacos and nachos and whatever. It's the gratist job.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 17, 2022 #3,426 Asked my friend why he always steals the same board game from the stores he goes to. He said, "Life is all about taking Risk". Reactions: HipHugHer
Asked my friend why he always steals the same board game from the stores he goes to. He said, "Life is all about taking Risk".
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 17, 2022 #3,427 The three hardest problems when writing a distributed message queue are 2: exactly once delivery 1: in-order delivery 2: exactly once delivery Reactions: HipHugHer and fly
The three hardest problems when writing a distributed message queue are 2: exactly once delivery 1: in-order delivery 2: exactly once delivery
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 18, 2022 #3,428 COVID, the flu, and shingles walked in to a bar, and the bartender said, "what is this, some kind of sick joke?" Reactions: HipHugHer
COVID, the flu, and shingles walked in to a bar, and the bartender said, "what is this, some kind of sick joke?"
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 18, 2022 #3,429 Eating in the dark is bad for your health. I prefer lighter lunches. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 18, 2022 #3,430 I thought my podiatrist was full of it, but after those custom orthotics he made for me, I stand corrected. Reactions: HipHugHer
I thought my podiatrist was full of it, but after those custom orthotics he made for me, I stand corrected.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 19, 2022 #3,431 A duck that's high on drugs is a quack head. Reactions: HipHugHer
tre fly gave me a handjob for marklar Oct 15, 2004 27,915 21,690 823 igloo Marklar ₥24,867 Oct 19, 2022 #3,432 If you teach a wolf to meditate, he becomes awarewolf Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 19, 2022 #3,433 Did you know that cars can hear? It's all owed to the careful work of engineers. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 20, 2022 #3,434 My friend died by drowning, so we put a life preserver on his coffin at his funeral. It's what he would have wanted. Reactions: HipHugHer
My friend died by drowning, so we put a life preserver on his coffin at his funeral. It's what he would have wanted.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 20, 2022 #3,435 It's strange that the adjective for metal is metallic, but the same construction doesn't work for iron, which is ironic. Reactions: HipHugHer
It's strange that the adjective for metal is metallic, but the same construction doesn't work for iron, which is ironic.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 21, 2022 #3,436 I have a very cold joke to tell you. It's 0K, actually. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 21, 2022 #3,437 What do you get when you mix human and goat DNA? Kicked out of the petting zoo, that's what. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 24, 2022 #3,438 My son asked me why I buy vinyl records. I said, "they're always a sound purchase". Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 24, 2022 #3,439 As the roof is replaced today, my dogs are joining in as amateur roofers by barking incessantly. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Oct 24, 2022 #3,440 What's @Josh's least favorite band? Bread. Reactions: HipHugHer