Bad Jokes

[Jehannum]

A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, “I know, I’ll solve it with threads!”

has Now problems. two he

 

[Jehannum]

What sits on your shoulder and caws, "Pieces of 7! Pieces of 7!"?

A PARROTY ERROR.

 

[Jehannum]

It's a shame you can't add a supercharger to Nissan's electric car. Then you'd have the world's best Leaf blower.

 

[gee]

It's also a shame that Rollout's mom doesn't fit in a Leaf. Then she could call drive around in it and call her business the "Leaf Blower" too.

Or maybe she tried and the electric motor burnt out. I dunno.

 

[Josh]

What does a robot do after sex?

Spoiler

Nuts and bolts.

 

[Domon]

What does a robot do after sex?

Spoiler

Nuts and bolts.

I do not, how dare you

 

[Jehannum]

@Mean Mr. Mustard lost the condiment race because he couldn't ketchup.

 

[Jehannum]

...I don't think he relished that joke much.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Jehannum]

King Ozymandias was running low on funds after his war with the Hittites. His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world. He took it to Croesus, a pawnbroker, to ask for a loan.

"I will loan you 100,000 Dinaris for it", Croesus said.

Ozymandias replied, "but I paid 1,000,000 Dinaris for it, don't you know who I am? I am the king!"

Croesus said, "When you wish to pawn a star, makes no difference who you are."

 

[Josh]

The local historian quit his job. He didn't have a future in it.

 

[Josh]

What is big and gray and blue?
An elephant holding its breath.

 

[Jehannum]

Java developers wear glasses because they can't C.

 

[Jehannum]

@fly would get fired from a music teaching job so fast.

He wouldn't be able to resist fingering A minor.

 

[Jehannum]

Technically, since the planet is covered in 70% uncarbonated water, Earth is flat.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

This one got me this morning

 

[Jehannum]

This one got me this morning

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[Jehannum]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Jehannum]

Not all math jokes are terrible.

Only sum.