Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,463 47,028 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,918 Oct 15, 2021 #2,901 When I was young, my parents bathed me in Australian lager. It wasn't until I was grown that I realized I'd been Fostered. Reactions: HipHugHer
When I was young, my parents bathed me in Australian lager. It wasn't until I was grown that I realized I'd been Fostered.
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,135 18,914 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,601 Oct 15, 2021 #2,902 You won't grow any plants if you haven't botany. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,463 47,028 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,918 Oct 18, 2021 #2,903 Mario is a Japanese character. So his family name is likely Itsumi. Or in Japanese name order it would be Itsumi Mario. Reactions: HipHugHer
Mario is a Japanese character. So his family name is likely Itsumi. Or in Japanese name order it would be Itsumi Mario.
Mean Mr. Mustard Always shouts out something obscene Sep 30, 2004 70,449 38,757 1,323 54 Uranus Marklar ₥51,324 Steam heyfubuddy Oct 18, 2021 #2,904
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,463 47,028 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,918 Oct 18, 2021 #2,905 I'm sure there used to be fig-flavored lifesavers, but nobody believes me. Maybe they're just a fig mint of my imagination. Reactions: HipHugHer
I'm sure there used to be fig-flavored lifesavers, but nobody believes me. Maybe they're just a fig mint of my imagination.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,463 47,028 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,918 Oct 20, 2021 #2,906 I like jokes about steaks. It's a rare medium well done. Reactions: Josh and HipHugHer
tre fly gave me a handjob for marklar Oct 15, 2004 27,925 21,699 823 igloo Marklar ₥24,963 Oct 20, 2021 #2,907 My penis used to be in the Guinness Book of Records. The librarian was super pissed. Reactions: Josh and HipHugHer
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,135 18,914 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,601 Oct 20, 2021 #2,908 Since your mom does them for fun and not for a living, wouldn't that make them blowhobbies? Reactions: Jehannum and HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,463 47,028 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,918 Oct 26, 2021 #2,909 The guy who invented the Ferris wheel never met the guy who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles. Reactions: HipHugHer and Josh
The guy who invented the Ferris wheel never met the guy who invented the merry-go-round. They traveled in different circles.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,463 47,028 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,918 Oct 28, 2021 #2,910 Why do we have poptarts but no momtarts? The pastryarchy. Reactions: HipHugHer and Josh
Josh Biff Clurton Oct 9, 2006 7,854 4,151 523 East bumfuck. Marklar ₥7,986 Oct 29, 2021 #2,911 Why did the mermaid make her bra out of seashells? Spoiler Because she could not fit into b-shells. Reactions: HipHugHer and Jehannum
tre fly gave me a handjob for marklar Oct 15, 2004 27,925 21,699 823 igloo Marklar ₥24,963 Oct 30, 2021 #2,912 I recently started breeding racing deer, just trying to make a quick buck. Reactions: HipHugHer
Mean Mr. Mustard Always shouts out something obscene Sep 30, 2004 70,449 38,757 1,323 54 Uranus Marklar ₥51,324 Steam heyfubuddy Oct 30, 2021 #2,913
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,463 47,028 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,918 Nov 1, 2021 #2,914 Went to a new dentist for the first time. He asked, "Do you smoke or drink coffee"? I said, "I drink it!" Reactions: HipHugHer and Domon
Went to a new dentist for the first time. He asked, "Do you smoke or drink coffee"? I said, "I drink it!"
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,463 47,028 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,918 Nov 2, 2021 #2,915 A peanut with a cold is called a cashew. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,463 47,028 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,918 Nov 3, 2021 #2,916 Optimist: the glass is half full. Pessimist: the glass is half empty. Excel: the glass is January 2nd. Reactions: HipHugHer
Optimist: the glass is half full. Pessimist: the glass is half empty. Excel: the glass is January 2nd.
Mean Mr. Mustard Always shouts out something obscene Sep 30, 2004 70,449 38,757 1,323 54 Uranus Marklar ₥51,324 Steam heyfubuddy Nov 3, 2021 #2,917 Iron Man fights crime Aluminum Man foils it Reactions: HipHugHer, tre and Jehannum
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,463 47,028 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,918 Nov 4, 2021 #2,918 What starts with an "E", ends with an "E", and only contains one letter? Envelope. Reactions: HipHugHer
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,135 18,914 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,601 Nov 5, 2021 #2,919 If you work with someone who carries a briefcase to work, ask them if they're an underwear salesman. "well why else do you carry a BRIEF CASE?" Reactions: HipHugHer
If you work with someone who carries a briefcase to work, ask them if they're an underwear salesman. "well why else do you carry a BRIEF CASE?"
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,463 47,028 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,918 Nov 8, 2021 #2,920 Body building is Dr. Frankenstein's favorite exercise. Reactions: HipHugHer