Bad Jokes

Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene
Sep 30, 2004
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Steam
heyfubuddy
shoulda been "steaks" have never been higher, man

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HipHugHer

Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch
Apr 18, 2016
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Might be reaching a little as far as playing to the masses but still a quality joke.
 

Jehannum

HO HO HO METH GIANT
Jul 24, 2013
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This one time, in England, a long haul trucker was driving a load of kitchen ranges, and got into a huge wreck. Ovens all over the road, it was a bloody mess (as they say).

Oh well, still a better stove lorry than Twilight.
 
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