Bacon

[JAXvillain]

I thought she LOVVEEEDDD you.

so did I
she's a sweet old black lady and gives me shit when I miss breffust

 

[fly]

I was gonna try and open the different packages to I could weigh individual slices, and gauge thickness, but the wife told me to quit being an idiot and pick one

If I had a dollar for every time that woman had to say that to you, I could regularly buy a ticket to Houston and crap in your lawn.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Theres a spot in the middle that needs some fertilizer

 

[Dharma1521]

 

[b_sinning]

This could be one of the greatest inventions of our time.


http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php

 

[APRIL]

This could be one of the greatest inventions of our time.


http://www.mathlete.com/portfolio/wakeNbacon.php

that is not going to welcome bugs or anything.

Down with bacon, up with facon!

 

[JAXvillain]

that is not going to welcome bugs or anything.

Down with bacon, up with facon!

facon? bite your tongue woman
accept no substitutes

 

[kiwi]

Seriously, is no one concerned about leaving the bacon sitting out all night long?

 

[b_sinning]

Seriously, is no one concerned about leaving the bacon sitting out all night long?

It gets cooked before you eat it. That should kill all the germs. Right?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Seriously, is no one concerned about leaving the bacon sitting out all night long?

It's salted enough, should be ok.

Might need some OJ coming out of the shower nozzle though.

 

[kiwi]

I wonder if you could just manufacture a shower to cook breakfast for you, drink OJ out of the shower, bacon and eggs in the soap dispenser, etc.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I wonder if you could just manufacture a shower to cook breakfast for you, drink OJ out of the shower, bacon and eggs in the soap dispenser, etc.

On Sunday I was telling Mrs. Chikken about my ideal breakfast from this one bakery: one sugared donut, one blueberry filled donut, and one butter crunch donut blended on high with a large coffee.

 

[kiwi]

I was just telling Knyte last night I want to find a bakery that makes a really good donut.

 

[fly]

On Sunday I was telling Mrs. Chikken about my ideal breakfast from this one bakery: one sugared donut, one blueberry filled donut, and one butter crunch donut blended on high with a large coffee.

Plz let me know when you find one. Good enough reason to hit up Boston...

 

[kiwi]

This was just on the Woot! off. Sadly, it was sold out when I saw it. The Features are listed as:

Warranty: No Warranty, it’s bacon salt…

Features:

* Zero calorie, zero fat, safe for vegetarians, and Kosher certified seasoning salt that tastes like real bacon
* Makes everything taste like bacon
* Everything should taste like bacon
* 1/4th tsp. serving size
* Contains 135mg of sodium per serving size or 6% daily value on a 2,000 calorie diet
* Great to put on eggs, grilled meats or fish, vegetables, potatoes, or any kind of food

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I was just telling Knyte last night I want to find a bakery that makes a really good donut.

That I have, less than a mile from my house. A nice local bakery that makes one helluva donut

I will never have a Dunkin' Donut again....

 

[eileenbunny]

http://store.baconsalt.com/

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

You can cook me bacon any day

 

[kiwi]

http://store.baconsalt.com/

Awesome. Thank you.

 

[fly]

You can cook my bacon any day

your vagine hangs like a wizards sleeve?