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Petunia

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today the firefighter sent me a nude

me: hey so what are you up to
him: sends me a pic of him in the shower

like why not just say i’m in the shower OR not text while you’re in the shower

i replied : SMH
he replied: not nice


WHY THE FKN NUDES MAN LIKE WHY DO GUYS DO THIS SHIT
 

ZRH

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today the firefighter sent me a nude

me: hey so what are you up to
him: sends me a pic of him in the shower

like why not just say i’m in the shower OR not text while you’re in the shower

i replied : SMH
he replied: not nice


WHY THE FKN NUDES MAN LIKE WHY DO GUYS DO THIS SHIT
Not me. :lol: and don't lie women send tons of boob pics.
 
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ZRH

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EXACTLY and this is like the 3rd shower pic he’s sent maybe 4th like he looks for the perfect opportunity to send mr nudes like fuck off man
Like I really shouldn't have to explain this to you but he wants to do a sex. You know, the primary reason to talk to women and buy stuff.

Left to their own devices most men could live alone comfortably with a chair and a computer and a dog and maybe some tools to build cool stuff with.
 

Hoff Kinkmeister

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Knew a guy in college that was all "wanna fuck?" within like 5 minutes of meeting a woman. Didn't always work but it was honest.
 

Hoff Kinkmeister

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how does one go from talking about the hockey game, to “hey what are you up to tonight” to baaaam a NAKED PIC OF YOU IN THE SHOWER LATHERED IN SOAP

fuckouttahere
You're supposed to find their mom on FB and send her the unsolicited nudes.
 

Petunia

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this fireman asked me:
don’t you like looking at me (after i shamed him about the pic)

ok so thank you for giving me heads up and letting me know that you’re a needy, insecure, self absorbed twat that needs constant reassurance and validation

not thanks, rode that pony for 7 yrs. im good
 
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Strings

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Next time he sends a pic, tell him you and your friends voted and he's a 5/10.
Tell him most of the women were ok with it but the guys weren't impressed.
 
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Valve1138

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tre

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is he taking his phone in the shower with him, or does he have someone else taking pictures of him in the shower? I'm not sure which is weirder.
 
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