Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[Valve1138]

put me on ignore it bothers you so much.

 

[Peppers]

Says the troll.

Trolling is all you do. Every. Fucking. Thread.

 

[Peppers]

Round pizzas

 

[Valve1138]

See my above post.

 

[nukes]

And the "secret" PM novel about what an asshole I am.

 

[nukes]

I feel special! Although he may switch over to Flops...

 

[Peppers]

And the "secret" PM novel about what an asshole I am.

Are you the guy that kicked his ass outside of Applebees or something?

 

[Valve1138]

In GB!

 

[nukes]

Are you the guy that kicked his ass outside of Applebees or something?

I haven't thrown fists in decades.

 

[Strings]

I haven't thrown fists in decades.

Never chance damaging your fretting fingers.
Or plucking fingers.
Your fingers.

 

[Floptical]

Never chance damaging your fretting fingers.
Or plucking fingers.
Your fingers.

That’s why he keeps them up his ass for safe keeping.

 

[Strings]

That’s why he keeps them up his ass for safe keeping.

Just his thumbs

 

[Strings]

duh

 

[Petunia]

hey guises
i’ve decided to buy myself a bicycle!
i haven’t ridden a bike since high school.
i also have some weird little feeling that i’m gonna get mowed down by a truck if i’m in or near the major roads.. but this whole pandemic shit has made want one cuz my son(s) love going on the trials with CEO .

now imagine a 4 foot mexican thats 4 foot wide trynna ride a bike!

i’m gonna try to get one this week .. somehow

i think i’ll document it on my IG Stories


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[Domon]

hey guises
i’ve decided to buy myself a bicycle!
i haven’t ridden a bike since high school.
i also have some weird little feeling that i’m gonna get mowed down by a truck if i’m in or near the major roads.. but this whole pandemic shit has made want one cuz my son(s) love going on the trials with CEO .

now imagine a 4 foot mexican thats 4 foot wide trynna ride a bike!

i’m gonna try to get one this week .. somehow

i think i’ll document it on my IG Stories


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how are your legs gonna reach the pedals?

 

[Floptical]

how are your legs gonna reach the pedals?

Let’s not kid ourselves. We know damn well it will be an ebike.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

hey guises
i’ve decided to buy myself a bicycle!
i haven’t ridden a bike since high school.
i also have some weird little feeling that i’m gonna get mowed down by a truck if i’m in or near the major roads.. but this whole pandemic shit has made want one cuz my son(s) love going on the trials with CEO .

now imagine a 4 foot mexican thats 4 foot wide trynna ride a bike!

i’m gonna try to get one this week .. somehow

i think i’ll document it on my IG Stories


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You should be good with Barbie's First Bike from WalMart, but you can get "fitted" for a bike just like clothes. May end up costing more than you want to spend right now, though.

 

[Petunia]

You should be good with Barbie's First Bike from WalMart, but you can get "fitted" for a bike just like clothes. May end up costing more than you want to spend right now, though.

babe, i’m in canada and justin trudeau loves us, i can afford 3 bikes thanks to coronassss


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[Mr. Argumentor]

babe, i’m in canada and justin trudeau loves is, i can afford to bikes thanks to coronassss


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I figured you had that budgeted for shoes for you and sweaters for Apple

 

[Petunia]

I figured you had that budgeted for shoes for you and sweaters for Apple

ohhh true!
apples lifestyle comes out of my ceo monthly allowance


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