Thread All new 2019 Super Duper Sperm thread!

[Josh]

Yeah I got Stabil. forgot to put it in the tank last fall or whenever I last used it. But I did put some in the gas can a couple months ago. I think I've used it for 20 hours and the owner's manual recommended first oil change then. So I need to do that. It takes nearly a quart of oil which surprised me when I first filled it.

 

[Strings]

My new Bluetooth earbuds have a speech impediment.
"Powa off"

 

[wetwillie]

My new Bluetooth earbuds have a speech impediment.
"Powa off"

That's to remind you to "turn them Downs" before powering them up again. nvm. fail.

 

[OOD]

 

[OOD]

 

[Mikeawesome]

guy looks like he drinks piss too

 

[OOD]

guy looks like he drinks piss too

Aren't you the guy who's too chicken shit to show his face?

 

[Domon]

that dude is amazing

 

[Strings]

Happy Easter to all.
You UFers.

 

[Valve1138]

It's lunchtime but Freddie is sitting on my lap.

I'm cat trapped.

 

[nukes]

Easter dinner early. Pork roast, fresh home baked rolls. Butter. Nap time.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Step aside Adele, there's a new bitch in town



Will my talent know no bounds? Pretty much sober too.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

 

[Valve1138]

Except Andy Samberg isn't funny.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Except Andy Samberg isn't funny.

Ungravy

Also neither was Odo

 

[Valve1138]

Ungravy

Also neither was Odo

Odo didn't need to be funny.

That was Quarks job, also Worf when he strolled in.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Except Andy Samberg isn't funny.

Fuck, man. You are just shitting on everything.

 

[Valve1138]

Fuck, man. You are just shitting on everything.

I just took over the galactic federation.

I’m gonna go take a shit.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Guys got the deathstar on his mind.

 

[nukes]

Guys got the deathstar on his mind.

Dumpstar