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[Valve1138]

Gonna get white girl wasted today. Drinking Luksosowa verdker, cran juice, and lemonade, Quite refreshing. Luksosowa is triple distilled Polish potato vodka. Luksosowa means "luxury" in Polish. I shit you not. It's stupid cheap at the package store because they don't advertise. Try it. It's good.

Cranberry juice? You on your fucking period?

 

[JAXvillain]

I like the tartness once in a while.

 

[JAXvillain]

BTW, you're thinking of a UTI, not a PERIOD.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Joe has a chocolate, cranberry and hazelnut brewdog sour from his advent calendar today. We dont like sours but we'll try it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

BTW, you're thinking of a UTI, not a PERIOD.

no he just thinks youre a big girl

 

[Valve1138]

Also, it was a joke.

Someone needs to cross the street and go to the sense of humor store.

 

[JAXvillain]

no he just thinks youre a big girl

That's when I'm in the mood for Paddy's Irish Whiskey.

 

[JAXvillain]

Also, it was a joke.

Someone needs to cross the street and go to the sense of humor store.

I thought it was pretty funny. Putting forth the theory that it is YOU who is not funny.

 

[Valve1138]

I thought it was pretty funny. Putting forth the theory that it is YOU who is not funny.

 

[Jehannum]

Just finished off my woodford.

Might have an Ardbeg later.

I'm feeling very @ZRH r/n.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Just finished off my woodford.

Might have an Ardbeg later.

I'm feeling very @ZRH r/n.

youre gonna accuse everyone of hating you then shit your pants?

 

[Jehannum]

youre gonna accuse everyone of hating you then shit your pants?

That's the plan!

 

[Jehannum]

Following morning update: I had not, in fact, run out of Woodford. I had a whole new 750mL bottle. However, I did have some Ardbeg and that was delightful.

Did not shit myself.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well thats too bad

 

[Valve1138]

Having a local farm brew beer they named Bitter Geezer.

It's a brit style bitter and it's damn good.

 

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[JAXvillain]

Firing up some rum & cokes to watch the Falcons stomp the Chiefs. Hah.

 

[Valve1138]

Rum and coke?

Are you 60?

 

[Jehannum]

Rum and coke?

Are you 60?

What if he pours the coke with a Bilchmann™ beer gun? Will he be cool then?

 

[Valve1138]

What if he pours the coke with a Bilchmann™ beer gun? Will he be cool then?

It would make the coke flat, so no.