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[OOD]

The proper temp for good beer is the same as a root cellar. ~55-58f.

This is how you test how well you like beer and how good a beer you have. But I'll enjoy a PBR at room temperature regardless. I'd rather have it room temperature than too cold anyway.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

The drinking has begun.

Joe just informed me we only have 3 beers left each out of the beer pyramid that arrived on Wednesday. I legit teared up a minute ago. He's going to the shop now to buy wine and rum.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Lockdown drinks

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Think thats the way I should drink from now on. Gets it down quicker and is quite fun.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Nevermind. Thats cancelled. Just tried to show a friend my new drinking ,method on skype and the glass broke in my mouth due to my shark teeth. My face is bleeding but Joe saved the stout and sieved the glass out so its all okay.

 

[fly]

Nevermind. Thats cancelled. Just tried to show a friend my new drinking ,method on skype and the glass broke in my mouth due to my shark teeth. My face is bleeding but Joe saved the stout and sieved the glass out so its all okay.

omg this is awesome.

 

[Valve1138]

Nevermind. Thats cancelled. Just tried to show a friend my new drinking ,method on skype and the glass broke in my mouth due to my shark teeth. My face is bleeding but Joe saved the stout and sieved the glass out so its all okay.

what the actual

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

omg this is awesome.

Just sad it wasnt recorded. It was quite epic to hear Joes abject horror as I told him it was fine and I need to carry on drinking. It took a while of coaxing him to sieve it and give it me back.

Plastic glasses of wine next next I suppose seeing as Joe wont give me another wine glass to drink from.

 

[nukes]

You're not supposed to eat the wineglass.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You're not supposed to eat the wineglass.

Probably less deadly than bleach

 

[nukes]

Probably less deadly than bleach

Depends on if you swallow or not.
Both the bleach, and the wineglass.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Depends on if you swallow or not.
Both the bleach, and the wineglass.

Ive seen people swallow glass. They were fine.
Bleach is really not good for drinking though.

 

[OOD]

Ive seen people swallow glass. They were fine.
Bleach is really not good for drinking though.

Apparently people give bleach to their dogs when they get certain illnesses. That's what I've heard from a lot of rednecks around here. No idea what it's for but it sounds fucking stupid.

 

[nukes]

I've never swallowed glass nor bleach.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Apparently people give bleach to their dogs when they get certain illnesses. That's what I've heard from a lot of rednecks around here. No idea what it's for but it sounds fucking stupid.

Not stupid, an actual thing. Theres a diluted solution you make up to induce vomiting if your dog has eaten poisonous items within a certain time frame, avoids trips to the vets and organ damage in the long run.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I've never swallowed glass nor bleach.

Me neither but Im just telling you facts from my fun career looking after interesting children.

 

[OOD]

Not stupid, an actual thing. Theres a diluted solution you make up to induce vomiting if your dog has eaten poisonous items within a certain time frame, avoids trips to the vets and organ damage in the long run.

Diluting it sounds fine. Full strength sounds like it could cause immediate damage which is what I assume people mean since I've never heard about the dilution part. But my dog just eats grass to throw up.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Diluting it sounds fine. Full strength sounds like it could cause immediate damage which is what I assume people mean since I've never heard about the dilution part. But my dog just eats grass to throw up.

Dogs eat grass when their digestion is a bit funny, when your dog eats kgs of dark chocolate or some seriously poisonous stuff that could kill them its quite right to get the diluted bleach recipe out in time to force vomiting.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Desperate times this Monday in the household. Shops closed. The only booze we could muster in the house was a 4% bottle of Bucks Fizz that my nan thought she was kind donating to the women I work with at Christmas. Considering most of them are alcohol or drug depdlendent I made the decision to take that out of her donation parcel. I knew it would come in handy some day or another.

Praying brewdog arrives tomorrow...

 

[OOD]

I'm about to mix orange juice and fireball unless somebody here can tell me it's a mistake.