Baby 5 Things Parents Need to Stop Saying to Non-Parents

[itburnswhenipee]

fu buddy.

How was your birthday?

It was good, thanks. Though some scoundrel overserved me last night and I'm dragging a bit today as a result.

 

[JAXvillain]

Hah. The old "they overpoured me" excuse.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It was good, thanks. Though some scoundrel overserved me last night and I'm dragging a bit today as a result.

That son of a bitch
He should be found and thanked.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Hah. The old "they overpoured me" excuse.

M. Night Shamwow twist: *I* was that scoundrel

 

[Domon]

M. Night Shamwow twist: *I* was that scoundrel

you motherfucker.

 

[Sarcasmo]

i grew up in a town like that. I turned out fine.

Your idea of fine is very different than that of 9 out of 10 medical professionals.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

you motherfucker.

You're belligerent today.

 

[Domon]

You're belligerent today.

only on the internet.

 

[Domon]

i should cut myself off

 

[Mikeawesome]

does your parents bug you about wanting grandkids

 

[Domon]

im glad i dont have people in my life that do that bullshit.

 

[Domon]

im sure yours do mikeawesome though. Its like a guarantee being asian. itd be worse if you were a chick

 

[Mikeawesome]

yea they dont understand

 

[Atan Nolme]

M. Night Shamwow twist: *I* was that scoundrel

You're stealing from yourself. - Jon Taffer

 

[Coqui]

Where are you getting this nonsense? I've been to Jasper.

The last sentence was an assumption. The first sentence came from google maps. The second sentence came from a site that actually displays connectivity of 12 different providers.

 

[Sarcasmo]

5 Things April Needs to Stop Talking About:

1. Stuff
2. Things
3. Topics
4. People
5. Other Things

 

[APRIL]

5 Things April Needs to Stop Talking About:

1. Stuff
2. Things
3. Topics
4. People
5. Other Things

wtf, man.

 

[kiwi]

wtf, man.

Oh come on, it was funny.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

wtf, man.

Shouldn't you be working ಠ_ಠ

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Oh come on, it was funny.

I rofl'd.