5 second rule

[snoogit]

sacriledge!

Its sacrilege to even let the bacon touch the floor in the first place.

You have exposed it to filth, it is no longer bacon. It is unclean and shall not be consumed.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

one of the perks of my new job is the sanitizer stations on every hallway corner.

I like walking by those and squirting them down the front of my pants

 

[JAXvillain]

I like walking by those and squirting them down the front of my pants

pretty dirty down there, eh?

they put up sanitizer stations in our elevator bays in the last week or so

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

We have the alcohol squirty stuff all round the hospital. I like to sniff it all day long.

 

[snoogit]

We have the alcohol squirty stuff all round the hospital. I like to sniff it all day long.

Isn't that the best? I remember rubbing that all over my face as a kid once, best.feeling.ever.

 

[b_sinning]

 

[Applesauce]

lmaooooooooooooo

 

[plot]

i'd eat off my own floor... i would never eat off of the office floor.

 

[plot]

and i love that scene in waiting.

 

[eileenbunny]

Our house has a lot of cat hair, so if there isn't too much hair stuck to it after being on the floor I will eat it.

 

[JAXvillain]

omg i have this movie in my DVD player riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight now.
its soooooooooo jokes.

I worked in bars and restaurants for years. that's pretty much exactly how it is

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

 

[eileenbunny]

I worked in bars and restaurants for years. that's pretty much exactly how it is

You must have worked in some pretty nasty places.

 

[JAXvillain]

You must have worked in some pretty nasty places.

you've never worked in the industry apparently. you'd be amazed at what goes on at even the nicest of places

 

[Syrup Beaver]

you've never worked in the industry apparently. you'd be amazed at what goes on at even the nicest of places

I just try not to think about it, and be nice as pie to everyone in that industry

 

[JAXvillain]

I was never personally guilty of any douchebaggery but it is present in all restaurants to some degree. I believe in karma

 

[eileenbunny]

you've never worked in the industry apparently. you'd be amazed at what goes on at even the nicest of places

I have worked in the industry, from chain restaurants to fine dining, from back to front of house. I will say it again, you must have worked in some pretty nasty places.

 

[JAXvillain]

nope, pretty normal places like outback steakhouse for example

 

[tre]

I have worked in the industry, from chain restaurants to fine dining, from back to front of house. I will say it again, you must have worked in some pretty nasty places.

i worked kitchen, and agree 100%

anyone who did nasty shit was because of laziness or incompetence, and was fired on the spot.

 

[JAXvillain]

maybe it had something to do with being in athens, ga. immature college students