@Penis Envy Were you there??? I forget.
She's been busy...speaking of which, Where is @APRIL. She hasnt been posting. Is she working 18 hour days now to make 210 dollars a day? Or did she leave fly.
It's something I'm working on after telling a coworker, whose missing friend's phone was last pinged on a natural overlook and ended up being dead, that that was "a fine place for it".
OofI once said outloud to a super drunk chick, who was "crawling" on the ground, someone should get her a wheelchair.
As it turned out, she was completely sober, paralyzed from the waste down and actually pulling herself toward her chair, that I was too drunk to notice.
Not sure why she was on the ground in the first place. Maybe hanging out on the beach blanket I trampled over.
... yeah, not my best work.
In order to stop being invited to church for the major holidays, I asked the pastor's wife when she was due.I once said outloud to a super drunk chick, who was "crawling" on the ground, someone should get her a wheelchair.
As it turned out, she was completely sober, paralyzed from the waste down and actually pulling herself toward her chair, that I was too drunk to notice.
Not sure why she was on the ground in the first place. Maybe hanging out on the beach blanket I trampled over.
... yeah, not my best work.