One deer down, 3 to go

Deliberately harming yourself is not a "risk", it's simply stupid. A creature of pure, unadulterated logic such as yourself should understand this.


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Deliberately harming yourself is not a "risk", it's simply stupid. A creature of pure, unadulterated logic such as yourself should understand this.

I also understand that eating bacon more, say once a week, won't harm you all that much, probably not at all if you exercise.

You are the most boring person I know.
 
I also understand that eating bacon more, say once a week, won't harm you all that much, probably not at all if you exercise.

You are the most boring person I know.

Exercise has nothing to do with clogged arteries or saturated fats. Heart disease is a silent killer. So is renal failure. You have to be careful with your ticker, man. It's all a matter of how you look at life, and making the wisest choices possible. Don't get me wrong, I've lived life and am definitely not the most boring person you know. I've traveled all over the world, gotten drunk and high in foreign countries, spent time in jail, and fornicated with more loose women than you would ever believe. But I'm a father now, and will be again. I'd rather mitigate a bit of risk at this point and retire a millionaire in the Caribbean with a beautiful woman at an early enough age to enjoy myself. I've got dreams and goals, and they don't include bypass surgeries or colon cancer.

All that having been said, I will never skydive or bungee jump. I may not be boring, but I'm not a godd*mn moron either.
 
Exercise has nothing to do with clogged arteries or saturated fats. Heart disease is a silent killer. So is renal failure. You have to be careful with your ticker, man. It's all a matter of how you look at life, and making the wisest choices possible. Don't get me wrong, I've lived life and am definitely not the most boring person you know. I've traveled all over the world, gotten drunk and high in foreign countries, spent time in jail, and fornicated with more loose women than you would ever believe. But I'm a father now, and will be again. I'd rather mitigate a bit of risk at this point and retire a millionaire in the Caribbean with a beautiful woman at an early enough age to enjoy myself. I've got dreams and goals, and they don't include bypass surgeries or colon cancer.

All that having been said, I will never skydive or bungee jump. I may not be boring, but I'm not a godd*mn moron either.

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I quite like ostrich meat, but I still say alligator was the tastiest thing ever when I had it with Ape. :drool:

Kes has way more meat than I do, I think she probably has a better diet than me which is pretty lame. This morning she had a chicken carcass, some chunks of various meat and a liver. I had...a chocolate muffin and coffee. I was supposed to be getting some deer for her to chomp on but the guy decided to keep it as it was a 5 point deer, whatever the fuck that means. Got some rabbits though, she quite liked them.
 
I quite like ostrich meat, but I still say alligator was the tastiest thing ever when I had it with Ape. :drool:

Kes has way more meat than I do, I think she probably has a better diet than me which is pretty lame. This morning she had a chicken carcass, some chunks of various meat and a liver. I had...a chocolate muffin and coffee. I was supposed to be getting some deer for her to chomp on but the guy decided to keep it as it was a 5 point deer, whatever the fuck that means. Got some rabbits though, she quite liked them.

It means that the deer was a Buck (male) and the rack (antlers) had five points. The deer most likely lost a point fighting because they normally come in pairs (symmetrical).