Baby Happy Birthday to Eileen, (thread is now icky)

[Duke]

Yes but if I were healthy enough for sex my potential for getting it is exponentially greater than yours. All hail the Almighty power of having a vagina

can't argue that logic.

However, being a male with money means that if I wanted to slum the slightly desperate single mommy set, I'd probably do just fine.

 

[Duke]

I'm not 18 anymore.

shit, you mean sex isn't supposed to be like that still?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm not 18 anymore.

Boy howdy

 

[tre]

shit, you mean sex isn't supposed to be like that still?

once you're over 18, getting laid in the back seat of a pontiac bonneville is just kinda weird.

 

[Duke]

once you're over 18, getting laid in the back seat of a pontiac bonneville is just kinda weird.

NOT IF YOU ARE WEARING A PIMP SUIT!

 

[eileenbunny]

can't argue that logic.

However, being a male with money means that if I wanted to slum the slightly desperate single mommy set, I'd probably do just fine.

Paging kiki

 

[eileenbunny]

And now we are back to kikis lady bits. Do all things lead to that?

 

[Duke]

Paging kiki

Not to be discriminatory

but Florida has more than it's fair share of single mommies.

It's probably what makes Apes clamp it up tight right before the money shot, fear of being like every other female in this state.

 

[Coqui]

once you're over 18, getting laid in the back seat of a pontiac bonneville is just kinda weird.

I think being younger than 18 year old getting laid in a pontiac bonneville right now would bring up statutory r*pe charges

 

[Applesauce]

Do not worry. As soon as the doctor gives the all clear you won't be hearing from us for quite a while.

 

[Petunia]

You will get no sympathy from me. I haven't had sex since August of last year.

I went just shy of a year with no sex, and when I finally find someone, he's a pussy destroyer!

 

[Coqui]

He's such a cunning linguist

 

[Duke]

No deflatin' after the felatin'?

 

[Petunia]

Fuck he is so good in bed! Its like we r in a porn everytime we have sex! We have never had a bad session yet! And we've done it like A LOT!!! (I have it all on my lady calendar )

 

[Coqui]

f*ck he is so good in bed! Its like we r in a porn everytime we have sex! We have never had a bad session yet! And we've done it like A LOT!!! (I have it all on my lady calendar )

Good thing you're trying to break it off with him that you keep talking so positive about him

 

[Petunia]

Good thing you're trying to break it off with him that you keep talking so positive about him

:'( stoooopppppp

I'm not gonna try to break anything off now, I'm just gonna go with the flow..

 

[Duke]

:'( stoooopppppp

I'm not gonna try to break anything off now, I'm just gonna go with the flow..

and now we're back to menstruation conversations.

 

[Applesauce]

 

[Petunia]

i REALLY HAD NO IDEA. And I certainly couldn't tell that you were sexless when we've seen you!! ( )

I just knew about the hem'roids.

hem'roids??? what hem'roids? why dont i know about these??/

 

[Rollout]

hem'roids??? what hem'roids? why dont i know about these??/

Oh no worry, they're the best.

You get them in your anus and they feel so good. Ask drool.