Baby Happy Birthday to Eileen, (thread is now icky)

So listen, first of all I had a requested c-section. There was no pushing. I didn't even dilate past one cm which is like nothing. Secondly, like Coqui said, hemorrhoids never go away without surgery. You may not be having a flare up now, but you could again at any time. I got hemorrhoids long before I got pregnant. When my dad died I cried too hard apparently and that's what kicked it off for me. Hooray. After childbirth I got a bad flare up and wound up with an anal fissure (tearing) that then got infected. I have been having to take a bath every time I've pooped since February just to make sure the area stays uber clean and relaxed. The problem with healing is that I cannot stop pooping so every day things get re-injured. Consequently healing is a slow process and can take up to a year. I'm actually feeling a lot better. The only reason for no sex is that putting IBWIP's massive member anywhere near that area and causing pulling or pressure could actually make things worse. It's just too much of a risk. I was supposed to go back to the doctor to get the all clear but she had to do some emergency surgery so I got canceled. Her next open appointment isn't for another month but I'm on the waiting list for sudden openings due to cancellations. I may not last that long though. I miss my man's meat.


So, his peen would literally rip you a new a-hole.
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No way in hell could I stick my tongue in them folds with stuff lurking there. I don't care if they boil their clits, it's never gonna be clean enough. :barf:
 
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