Baby Happy Birthday to Eileen, (thread is now icky)

[Applesauce]

You will get no sympathy from me. I haven't had sex since August of last year.

W.T.F.

 

[eileenbunny]

I'll be right over

I haven't been cleared for takeoff yet.

 

[Applesauce]

i REALLY HAD NO IDEA. And I certainly couldn't tell that you were sexless when we've seen you!! ( )

I just knew about the hem'roids.

 

[Applesauce]

Liamz and I would be willing to take over Bun duties so you two can get sexytimez with no crying!

 

[Coqui]

I haven't been cleared for takeoff yet.

Why the holdup? I thought that was around 3-4 months?

 

[eileenbunny]

Do not worry. As soon as the doctor gives the all clear you won't be hearing from us for quite a while.

 

[Coqui]

Do not worry. As soon as the doctor gives the all clear you won't be hearing from us for quite a while.

5 hours? try 5 days

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Can't u effin READ??

I haven't had sex in WEEKS!!!!

Once you blast a tunnel in a mountain side , it doesnt close back up if the train quits running.
Just sayin'

 

[Coqui]

Once you blast a tunnel in a mountain side , it doesnt close back up if the train quits running.
Just sayin'

Hot dog....hallway.....blah blah

 

[eileenbunny]

Why the holdup? I thought that was around 3-4 months?

Now my birthday thread is really sad. Butt problems and infection issues.

 

[Coqui]

Now my birthday thread is really sad. Butt problems and infection issues.

Sorry.

 

[eileenbunny]

Let's get back to discussing whale cocks

 

[APRIL]

Let's get back to discussing whale cocks

 

[Duke]

How do you have sex for five hours straight? The two minutes I get I am done for a while.

I can't fathom 5 HOURS. That would freaking hurt!

you put in breaks and shit but it isn't that bad, but I'll admit even my junk get's raw after the first few hours.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So.
Whale cocks.
Pretty big, huh?
I bet the emit like a swimming pool full of spooge.

 

[Duke]

You will get no sympathy from me. I haven't had sex since August of last year.

hell, even I have had sex since then.

 

[eileenbunny]

hell, even I have had sex since then.

Yes but if I were healthy enough for sex my potential for getting it is exponentially greater than yours. All hail the Almighty power of having a vagina

 

[APRIL]

you put in breaks and shit but it isn't that bad, but I'll admit even my junk get's raw after the first few hours.

I'm not 18 anymore.

 

[tre]

I'm not 18 anymore.

so that's why fly's not interested for more than a few minutes?

 

[eileenbunny]

I'm not 18 anymore.

Shhh. Don't let fly hear you saying that.