Tatooine Thread

[Sarcasmo]

That short? Nah. I got this haircut.

pics, please? I wanna see.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

pics, please? I need new fap material.

fixd

 

[JAXvillain]

Does Temporary count?

not when I'm spanking it later, no

 

[Sarcasmo]

fixd

I just got fap material. Der frau just texted and said she stocked her fridge with my favorite beer. As if her boobs weren't enough to get me over there. fapfapfapfapfap

 

[JAXvillain]

I just got fap material. Der frau just texted and said she stocked her fridge with my favorite beer. As if her boobs weren't enough to get me over there. fapfapfapfapfap

der frau: get drunk and come in my boat, damon.

 

[Sarcasmo]

The last time I came in someone's boat it cost me an arm and a leg.

 

[kiwi]

pics, please? I wanna see.

Keep in mind I can't take a decent photo of myself.

 

[plot]

...so you lied about the temporary sleeve tat huh?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Oh my. Hello there.

 

[kiwi]

...so you lied about the temporary sleeve tat huh?

Nah, I had it, it just wore off already.

 

[Sarcasmo]

It just dawned on me how much you look like Sinead O'Connor.

 

[plot]

i wasn't going to say anything, but i was thinking the same thing.

 

[kiwi]

It just dawned on me how much you look like Sinead O'Connor.

Is that good or bad?

 

[plot]

as long as you don't go around tearing up pictures of the pope, its awesome.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Is that good or bad?

Softly sing Nothing Compares To You into my ear and I will let you know.

 

[kiwi]

Softly sing Nothing Compares To You into my ear and I will let you know.

If you want me to sing, that's an automatic bad.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Lip syncing is fine.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

What about tear synching?

 

[Sarcasmo]

I can't cry on cue. You'll have to nut punch me.

 

[kiwi]

I can't cry on cue. You'll have to nut punch me.

Deal.