So last weekend I was doing some landscaping in my front yard, putting in new plants and whatnot.
I was digging a hole for a nice oleander and I hear a "clink" sound. Hit something with the shovel, I reckon. So I get down there and start scooping the dirt out with my hands.
Then, down under the dirt I feel it.
A...shape...and oddly familiar shape.
I pull the object out from the hole , and brush off the excess dirt , Im stunned by what Ive found:
Certainly this has important anthropological significance.
I took it to the Houston museum of science, but they didn't want it.
I wonder if the Smithsonian will take it?
Or maybe I can sell it on ebay?
Can you sell ancient artifacts on ebay?
I was digging a hole for a nice oleander and I hear a "clink" sound. Hit something with the shovel, I reckon. So I get down there and start scooping the dirt out with my hands.
Then, down under the dirt I feel it.
A...shape...and oddly familiar shape.
I pull the object out from the hole , and brush off the excess dirt , Im stunned by what Ive found:
A freaking stone dildo!
Christ, ancient people must have had tough...orifices...to be using dildos made of stone.
Christ, ancient people must have had tough...orifices...to be using dildos made of stone.
Certainly this has important anthropological significance.
I took it to the Houston museum of science, but they didn't want it.
I wonder if the Smithsonian will take it?
Or maybe I can sell it on ebay?
Can you sell ancient artifacts on ebay?