Nocturnal Emissions

[taivas]

my unc says he can control his dreams.

Yep, it's called "lucid dreaming."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dream

 

[Shalimar]

i have a recurring dream where I bite into stuff and my teeth crumble. I think it's pretty common.

 

[fly]

Yep, it's called "lucid dreaming."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dream

And its the shit. I love having the discussion with Jennifer Love Hewitt that she's actually just in my dream. Right before I put my cock in her ass.

 

[Shalimar]

Yep, it's called "lucid dreaming."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dream

word.. i would like to "lucid dream" about kim karassssssshian.

 

[fly]

i have a recurring dream where I bite into stuff and my teeth crumble. I think it's pretty common.

That dream tells you that you're worried about your self image, which isn't shocking to anyone here.

 

[Shalimar]

meh, i'm in entertainment.. image is important.



:jackasss:

 

[shawndavid]

meh, i'm in entertainment.. image is important.



:jackasss:

I've had the teeth dream too, buddy.

Fly has 50 pairs of jeans. He probably dreams he has no teeth.

 

[Shalimar]

I've had the teeth dream too, buddy.

Fly has 50 pairs of jeans. He probably dreams he has no teeth.

very common dream I understand.


/teefless fly

 

[Shalimar]

and I'm the consumptionist with a few pairs of shoes.

 

[snoogit]

I've never had these teeth dreams before wtf?

 

[APRIL]

ape, what's it like to have an entire month named after you?

I just can't get enough of the corny April jokes.

Also every time says the date I think they are talking to me. Argh!

 

[snoogit]

I just can't get enough of the corny April jokes.

Also every time says the date I think they are talking to me. Argh!

Ever have the urge to wear a yellow jumpsuit and dye your hair red?

 

[APRIL]

I've had that teef dream before. They are falling out in it.

 

[APRIL]

Ever have the urge to wear a yellow jumpsuit and dye your hair red?

....



Okay I haven't heard this one before.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You guys ever have that one where youre sitting on the commode and it suddenly turns into a giant vagina with teeth and eats you whole?

 

[tre]

You guys ever have that one where youre sitting on the commode and it suddenly turns into a giant vagina with teeth and eats you whole?

sort of, i had a dream once where i crapped in a sarlacc pit

 

[Shalimar]

i wasn't telling a joke. i was curious.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I had a dream a couple nights ago that Mikey was a Secret Service agent standing in a food court in a mall, and he was a completely condescending asshole and wouldn't talk to anyone. There was no president, no other agents, and only about a dozen people sitting at various tables. He was just hanging out. He didn't have any sunglasses on, but he did have that little spiral-corded earpiece in. He also had a black belt and hip holster on over his dark colored suit like a cowboy, and apparently I didn't find that odd at the time. He smiled the entire time he stood there. Then I got bored and left the food court and didn't see him again.

 

[simple]

I had a dream that the second time I ran in to Shalimar in person he was totally cool. He was this hardcore gang leader that was having turf wars with the Smurfs. They were both throwing it down over rights to sell Cheez-its on Fraggle Rock. I can't recall too many more details, but Shalimar liked me so much I could ride up front with him in his McLaren F1 and hang out in his pool. I made extra sure not to bump in to him by mistake, like I had in real life while swimming.

 

[APRIL]

Omfg. Hahahahahaha. Mean mug.