Chauvinistic Pig Thread

[my little brony]

yeah but the OP asked what I love about women

to be more specific, I like a nice BIG ass

 

[Shalimar]

yeah but the OP asked what I love about women

to be more specific, I like a nice BIG ass

oh no.. here come the gifs.

 

[Shalimar]

OP=Original Post



+1 Tre, for Shalimar's innerweebz learning

 

[snoogit]

oh no.. here come the gifs.

whew at first I thought you said GILFS.

 

[Onnotangu]

well. it ain't gonna suck itself.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Fly is a gentleman, believe it or not. 4.5 years and he is still training me on how to not open my doors. That's patience!!!

i spent a decent chunk of the week trying to be insanely patient about letting valve open car doors for me. the one time i beat him to it without thinking he got verbally pwned by his dad, who incidentally did not open the door for his mom.

 

[plot]

imo, chicks can open doors too.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

imo, chicks can open doors too.

i know this.

i am a firm believer that chivalry can work both ways

 

[Thorn Bird]

if you're at my door first and open it, swoon. if i get there first, my hand works just fine. the consideration is at its best only if it's natural and not forced or uncomfortable.

 

[snoogit]

I've opened doors for people for a long time, and generally all I get is a quizzical look on the recipient's face.

Perhaps its the acute Downs I get when I do it

 

[Thorn Bird]

aww...

 

[APRIL]

if you're at my door first and open it, swoon. if i get there first, my hand works just fine. the consideration is at its best only if it's natural and not forced or uncomfortable.

this

 

[plot]

exactly. if i get there first i'll open it for you. i dont wanna sprint ahead of people though

 

[Onnotangu]

I was beaten until I open doors on fear of pain.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'm gonna try standing with my arms crossed and tapping my foot until the woman behind me opens the door so I can enter.

 

[Thorn Bird]

I'm gonna try standing with my arms crossed and tapping my foot until the woman behind me opens the door so I can enter.

actually, i open doors for penii, too. it's common courtesy.

 

[G-Shock]

I've always noticed that Women will always flirt or hit on there best friends man. My Ex her 3 best friends made a pass at me while out drinking. It's like they just wait for the one second she is not around and BAM... I was like WTF.

 

[APRIL]

That's weird. I've never done that as far as I can remember. Maybe you want to believe they are hitting on you when they are really just hating you.

 

[Coqui]

ahhhh this leads me on to my next aspect.

Would you punch a girl in the face if she punched you in the face..

Now I'm not talking about someone like April punching Fly in the face because she's mad. They know each other. More like a stranger who you are having an altercation with in public.

I believe if you are willing to swing at a guy, you need to be prepared for the guy to return the favor.

 

[InfluX]

I believe if you are willing to swing at a guy, you need to be prepared for the guy to return the favor.

i agree