was the mormon religion really founded like the south park episode portrayed it?
why utah?
Do you miss all of the tasty alcohol you're not allowed to drink?
so... you're a canadian mormon from like... central america or some shit?
Have you ever accidentally pierced the veil, like while high?
If I come over again, can I dance on the little wall in your living room?
any religious practices others might think strange?
the mormons originally took root in missouri. are you pissed at us for chasing you out?
why is their a giant mormon church thing a few miles from my house where jesus is supposed to descend to earth?
You mean aside from being a Mormon?
I don't know, hey, people that know me, do I do anything strange?
which mormon church do you subscribe too? there's 2 isnt there?
Didn't John Smith write The Book of Mormon on napkins in a biker bar?
Also do you watch Big Love?
Are you a polygamist?
So Mormons just have a lottery to proclaim their next prophet?
Oddly enough my best friend is a Mormon, oh how badly I want to tease her.
Do the men have special underwear?
How badly were the No on Prop 8 protesters acting to you and your church after the ruling?
How many Mormons say they are Mormons but do not practice?
What are your thoughts on tax exclusion of the church?