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My brother and I were having this conversation in the car on the way home from work tonight. It went something like this:

Him: If I dropped my cellphone in the toilet, forget it, it's gone, flushed down, I'll get a new one.

Me: You are not flushing a cellphone down my pipes, you will reach in and take it out!

Him: No way! It's small, it'll fit!

Me: My house, my rules, grab a glove or something but you aren't flushing it

Him: But what if it's poo? :(




Okay... so what would you do? If you dropped your cell phone in a dirty toilet, would you fish it out, clean it up and reuse it or would you count your losses and get a new one?

I'd fish it out and pitch it... if I were still living at the apartment though, I'd probably just flush A LOT till it went bye bye

:lol:
 
and while we're on the subject, how the hell do you accidentally drop your cell phone in the toilet? you talk on it while taking a shit or what?
 
plot said:
and while we're on the subject, how the hell do you accidentally drop your cell phone in the toilet? you talk on it while taking a shit or what?
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I was in a public restroom one time and had my driver's license and credit card fall out of my back pocket into a toilet post-flush. I didn't realize it until some lady starts yelling at me "Ooooh you you you dropped something it's in there!"

had to take it out and wash it long time with soap and water .... EMBARRASSING!!
 
my dad's a vetrinarian, before i was born he was a large animal vet.

long story short, he lost his wedding band in a cows vagina while removing a calf. couldn't find it, had to leave it there. he never did replace the band.

i was like 22 before i found out guys were supposed to wear wedding rings too. :confused:
 
<shrugs>

Hands are washable. If it was my phone I'd fish it out so I could recover the sim and micro SD cards.

This is also an appropriate time to reveal this fact: I have an irrational fear of dropping my gameboy in the toilet. I blame this on my recently developed habit of playing chess while spending time in my "second office." It's bad enough to lose to a 10 oz machine, but having your pants around your ankles while it happens just makes it worse.
 
plot said:
my dad's a vetrinarian, before i was born he was a large animal vet.

long story short, he lost his wedding band in a cows vagina while removing a calf. couldn't find it, had to leave it there. he never did replace the band.

i was like 22 before i found out guys were supposed to wear wedding rings too. :confused:
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I have a problem with my horse cock - can your father help?
 
itburnswhenipee said:
<shrugs>

Hands are washable. If it was my phone I'd fish it out so I could recover the sim and micro SD cards.

This is also an appropriate time to reveal this fact: I have an irrational fear of dropping my gameboy in the toilet. I blame this on my recently developed habit of playing chess while spending time in my "second office." It's bad enough to lose to a 10 oz machine, but having your pants around your ankles while it happens just makes it worse.
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i play solitaire on my phone.

so far i've been very cautious so as to avoid this scenario. i honestly don't know what i would do.

i can say, that when dropped in the dogs water dish i will quickly recover it, flip it over and pull the battery out before vigorously shaking water out of it. not sure if that would be the same automatic reaction if i dropped it in a poopy toilet or not.
 
I would get a long glove, get it out and throw it away. Never flush anything down that size, especially if it won't bend or desolve. You will pay dearly, it will get stuck and eventually plug the whole line.
 
i know i posted this a very long time ago but i dropped my glasses into the toilet once.

yes, i got shit-faced
 
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