What would you do for a klondike bar?

[Thorn Bird]

i'll bet that's a true story. well except for the end. he stopped the story before the tongue came out.

 

[plot]

I personally would put mine in my purse. Anyone traveling with a child will have a baby bag.

i beg to differ my good lady.

wtf

No, dude. No.

 

[Sarcasmo]

this reminds me of the time I was talking to fly on my cell phone while on the shitter - I had the phone in my right hand, but then put it in my left hand to wipe my ass (I hold the toilet paper in my right hand). So anyway, I got a little bit of poo on my right hand thumb and not knowing that I transferred my cell phone back to my right hand. Needless to say the poop got on my cell phone and then on my lip when I was talking in to my cell a little too closely. I didn't realize any of this until I looked in the mirror.

i'll bet that's a true story. well except for the end. he stopped the story before the tongue came out.

Gah.

 

[fly]

this reminds me of the time I was talking to fly on my cell phone while on the shitter - I had the phone in my right hand, but then put it in my left hand to wipe my ass (I hold the toilet paper in my right hand). So anyway, I got a little bit of poo on my right hand thumb and not knowing that I transferred my cell phone back to my right hand. Needless to say the poop got on my cell phone and then on my lip when I was talking in to my cell a little too closely. I didn't realize any of this until I looked in the mirror.

"Whos the hot asian girl?"

"Oh, you mean Influx?"

"What what WHAT?"

 

[Shalimar]

i wouldn't do what april would do for one.

 

[APRIL]

i wouldn't do what april would do for one.

Sleep with a guy that defaces banners?

 

[Shalimar]

ding ding.

 

[Shalimar]

 

[Desslock]

I would rape your entrails.

 

[Wessels]

if i somehow dropped it in there mid bowel movemnet, i'd take it out and clean it and hope it still worked.