give her some dick before bed...problem solved...women who are smiling in their sleep don't try to kick your ass
give her some dick before bed...problem solved...women who are smiling in their sleep don't try to kick your ass
hahahaha, that sucks. i've only been on the giving end of that. i used to have a bad habit of rolling from my left side to my right (left, back, then right) with my right elbow out and violently whacking my girlfriend. one morning she took the liberty of demonstrating what i was doing. it hurt.
i think the throat punch is the most hilarious. if she'd collapsed your larynx and you'd died would it be murder?
she's doing it on purpose homie.
At least she didn't dump out a whole syrup beaver on ya.
but ones that are weeping openly and cringing sure will.
we used to water people in boarding school as a form of hazing...anywhere from 2-5+ guys would kick in the door of the unsuspecting victim and dump desk size trashcans of water on the person and then hightail it out of there
She has been sleepwalking too lately, she went to the bathroom one night and never returned...I found her sleeping on the toilet.
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I got up sleepingwalking and peed one time on my clothes in the closet.
college roomie noticed that i was up, noted i was pissing on MY stuff, and went back to bed.
we were sitting on my buddy rickys couch hanging out with his room mate after her had passed out drunk. Next thing you know ricky comes out of the room, walks to the kitchen, opens the dish washer and pisses in it. He closed it and locked it like he was putting down the seat and flushing
They threw it away, dishes would never feel "clean" again
How do you live that down?
I don't think there's enough booze on the planet to make me do that
I don't think there's enough booze on the planet to make me do that
ya, crapping on the dryer is just bad form.
You have to do it on some sort of displayable canvas if you want it to be taken seriously as art.