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[wanko80]

If the roof ripped off your airliner and you knew the plane was gonna crash and you were gonna die, would you:

a) unbuckle your seatbelt and jump out of the roof
b) end it with your sidearm (assume youre an air marshall)
c) go down with the ship

Need to add a 4th option:

d) whip it out and start beating it/dildoing it

 

[Coqui]

If the roof ripped off your airliner and you knew the plane was gonna crash and you were gonna die, would you:

a) unbuckle your seatbelt and jump out of the roof
b) end it with your sidearm (assume youre an air marshall)
c) go down with the ship

I don't see the bang the stewardess (or in your case steward) option.

 

[SRC]

Welcome. What's your favorite kind of cheese?

mmm cheese .. I'll have to go with Munster, or those little, mini, wax covered, provolone cheese wheels. Yes .. either of those please.

If the roof ripped off your airliner and you knew the plane was gonna crash and you were gonna die, would you:

a) unbuckle your seatbelt and jump out of the roof
b) end it with your sidearm (assume youre an air marshall)
c) go down with the ship

hmmm ..wow those are some tough choices. *scratches chin*

Where is my grab who I was flying with and go to the bathroom and have wild sex before I die option? What am I saying, Hell, I would just do it right there in front of them .. not like they're gonna care later, cas they'll be dead, right?

If I was flying alone, I guess C. Cas I'd be in a state of depression about not being able to do the previously mentioned un-mentioned option.

 

[Sarcasmo]

mmm cheese .. I'll have to go with Munster, or those little, mini, wax covered, provolone cheese wheels. Yes .. either of those please.

I had one of those little cheese wheels last night.

 

[SRC]

Aren't they just the best? They come in that little plastic net bag (that is damn near freakin impossible to get open with your bare hands). Definately worth the effort (and price) though.

Only thing better is a couple of those with some wine.

Great, now I want cheese .. and I HAVE NONE. Man .. guess I could just have the wine .. Lord knows I have enough here in my office *giggles* .

 

[Sarcasmo]

I like to take the red and yellow wax coverings and mold them into scenes from the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[kiwi]

mmm cheese .. I'll have to go with Munster, or those little, mini, wax covered, provolone cheese wheels. Yes .. either of those please.

I am a bug fan of Munster.

 

[SRC]

I like to take the red and yellow wax coverings and mold them into scenes from the Spanish Inquisition.

very creative use of waste material!




(^^^did you see that, did ya? huh .. that was JUST for you .. that was .. kinda).

 

[BeerAd]

Word this Jennie seems like she be a cool peeps yo.

I be da badass ghetto school yard bully of dis hurrr forum and I says welcome to da crew yo

 

[water]

If the roof ripped off your airliner and you knew the plane was gonna crash and you were gonna die, would you:

a) unbuckle your seatbelt and jump out of the roof
b) end it with your sidearm (assume youre an air marshall)
c) go down with the ship

I would allow the plane to crash. Then I would walk away unharmed, because my will to live would simply over power the laws of physics and inertia which would tear everyone else to tiny bits. Pussies.

 

[SRC]

Word this Jennie seems like she be a cool peeps yo.

I be da badass ghetto school yard bully of dis hurrr forum and I says welcome to da crew yo

werd, sup yo

 

[BeerAd]

werd, sup yo

Not much homie G funk.



(i dont really talk like this)

 

[water]

Not much homie G funk.



(i dont really talk like this)

I fervently believe that it is no longer necessary to do so.

 

[SRC]

Yes please, let's not .. I think my IQ dropped a notch after I did that. (as I may need some later).

 

[BeerAd]

I fervently believe that it is no longer necessary to do so.

Oh this coming from the guy who talked in third person for like a month straight

 

[water]

Oh this coming from the guy who talked in third person for like a month straight

Initially I started doing it as a joke, then everyone complained about it, so I did it entirely to bother them.

 

[BeerAd]

Initially I started doing it as a joke, then everyone complained about it, so I did it entirely to bother them.

Yep, thats basically what I was doing, lol

 

[Shalimar]

I like to take the red and yellow wax coverings and mold them into scenes from the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[Shalimar]

Word this Jennie seems like she be a cool peeps yo.

I be da badass ghetto school yard bully of dis hurrr forum and I says welcome to da crew yo

the THH board i post on actually has people who post that that.. and they're serious..

 

[Dysfunctional]

Yup, and trust me if wonko manages to not kill Dysfunctional with his razor sharp wit, we may actually have the first ever uselessforums funeral from natural causes. This guy is literally the forum's Methuselah.

So anyways, back to you, what does SRC stand for? Are you in to the band? Do you have supper roll call?

I assume 'razor sharp wit', being properly juxtaposed to Dysfunctional, is modifying same. If not, then that is just the type of amphigoric fiddle-faddle up with which I will not put.