Manscapers Anonymous

[wanko80]

Except this isn't really anonymous. Oh well.

So I went out and bought a manscaping device to help groom my bits. Used it once so far, and while it was scary at first having any sort of moving blades near my elpmis, I quickly got over that and easily got my hedge trimmed nicely. The misses immediately approved of the new look and perhaps would like me to gradually try some more trimming.

I tried it dry the first time. Next time I think I'll use it in the shower and see how that works. Quite a versatile tool.

I would like to send a special shout out to the board member out there who recommended the product.

Any others out there have success or horror stories about this?

/inline4

 

[b_sinning]

Need an optical inch?

 

[APRIL]

Is it that blue and black one? It's great isn't it?

 

[wanko80]

Need an optical inch?

Who couldn't use that?

 

[wanko80]

Is it that blue and black one? It's great isn't it?

That's the one. So far I'm a fan of it.

Does it work for women too?

 

[APRIL]

That's the one. So far I'm a fan of it.

Does it work for women too?

Hairs hair, right? Thank you for calling me a woman btw.

I've only tried it out, but it works wonders on fly.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hairs hair, right? Thank you for calling me a woman btw.

I've only tried it out, but it works wonders on fly.

I can attest to the fact that his butthole is smooth and hair-free.
Ugh.

 

[dbzeag]

Is that the one you use when you shave fly's bottom?

 

[dbzeag]

I can attest to the fact that his butthole is smooth and hair-free.
Ugh.

You still haven't sent me that pic yet...

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You still haven't sent me that pic yet...

I burned it. It was a printout in a package he sent me.

 

[APRIL]

Is that the one you use when you shave fly's bottom?

We have to use a smaller razor to get into the tight spots.

 

[b_sinning]

I bet knowing that so many people are interested in his butt brings a smile to fly's face.

 

[wanko80]

Thank you for calling me a woman btw.

WHERE'S MY REP?!?

You've negative repped me twice for funny grease comments, but I call you a woman when no one else will and nothing!

 

[APRIL]

WHERE'S MY REP?!?

You've negative repped me twice for funny grease comments, but I call you a woman when no one else will and nothing!

I can't... says I need to spread rep around first. Bitch.

 

[dbzeag]

We have to use a smaller razor to get into the tight spots.

You know you aren't supposed to shave IN his ass, right?

 

[wanko80]

I can't... says I need to spread rep around first. Bitch.

Sounds like you need to quit stalking me.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You know you aren't supposed to shave IN his ass, right?

Fly's ass? Tight?


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*gasp*

 

[dbzeag]

Fly's ass? Tight?


AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

*gasp*

I think you quoted the wrong post

 

[b_sinning]

You know you aren't supposed to shave IN his ass, right?

You use one of those nose trimmers for the tight spot.

 

[dbzeag]

You use one of those nose trimmers for the tight spot.

My days of being tight are long over. Now I use a lawnmower and edger for the nooks and crannies