GAY The Useless Travel Thread

[Josh]

Boarding started at like 345pm with departure like 415pm. I showed up at the airport around 315pm. So 30 minutes or so before boarding. Small regional, sorry "international" airport with now 7 flights a day (I think American airlines that is) during off-season. No security line.

 

[kiwi]

I’m flying in tomorrow
let’s meet for deep fried cauliflower bites and cosmopolitans

my billionaire is gonna get us into the F1

We’ll be in Vegas Sunday afternoon.

 

[fly]

Boarding started at like 345pm with departure like 415pm. I showed up at the airport around 315pm. So 30 minutes or so before boarding. Small regional, sorry "international" airport with now 7 flights a day (I think American airlines that is) during off-season. No security line.

Oh, that's normal time. We always show up an hour before. WTF

 

[Valve1138]

Prolly thought he was a TERRIST

 

[kiwi]

We’ll be in Vegas Sunday afternoon.

Never mind we are going to have to wait. Too many college classes assignments for kid #3 this week.

 

[Jehannum]

I’m flying in tomorrow
let’s meet for deep fried cauliflower bites and cosmopolitans

my billionaire is gonna get us into the F1

The "cigar and whiskey" menu makes me want a "DNF" which is just a vape pen I found on the ground out front of a middle school and some Colt 45.

 

[eileenbunny]

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The "cigar and whiskey" menu makes me want a "DNF" which is just a vape pen I found on the ground out front of a middle school and some Colt 45.

I feel like there should be something between the $15,000 package and the $250,000 one. That's a big jump.

 

[ZRH]

I feel like there should be something between the $15,000 package and the $250,000 one. That's a big jump.

I mean, it's like dining clubs, it's the experience not the stuffs. I feel like I could source that stuff for way less. The Glenfiddich and the cigars anyway.

 

[Petunia]

We’ll be in Vegas Sunday afternoon.

i’m here now
we depart @ 3pm on sunday

i got trashed on Thursday and have been nursing this middle aged hangover

but headed to the race area tonight

 

[Petunia]

so my passengers have 20k tickets and passes. 9 of them … $180k

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i have a roadie i met sneaking me in if i let him feel my boob
seems like a fair trade

 

[ZRH]

so my passengers have 20k tickets and passes. 9 of them … $180k

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i have a roadie i met sneaking me in if i let him feel my boob
seems like a fair trade

I feel like all boobs feel pretty much the same. *Thinks* Yeah kinda.

 

[tre]

I feel like all boobs feel pretty much the same. *Thinks* Yeah kinda.

 

[ZRH]

Knew that was coming.

 

[Valve1138]

Rick Ross is hiring a flight attendant for his private plane.

 

[NukesII]

I feel like all boobs feel pretty much the same. *Thinks* Yeah kinda.

But you haven't felt them all!

 

[Jehannum]

But you haven't felt them all!

They're boobs, not pokemon.

 

[Penis Envy]

Anyone have a cure for jet lag? We just got back from Tokyo and although we powered through and didn't have TOO many issues over there for some reason we're almost a week in to being back in CST and still completely F'd and waking up at 3a.m. every day. Is this just the new normal for mid 40s and it just coincided with traveling abroad? On a related note, Japan is amazing and we're working on the video now.

Highlights:
1. food.. jesus the food.
2. Beer and Highballs in vending machines
3. People drink beer with breakfast
4. Everyone shuts the Fuck up
5. Public transit is stupid easy

 

[Valve1138]

Yeah. Take off your shoes and socks and make fists with your toes on the rug.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Anyone have a cure for jet lag? We just got back from Tokyo and although we powered through and didn't have TOO many issues over there for some reason we're almost a week in to being back in CST and still completely F'd and waking up at 3a.m. every day. Is this just the new normal for mid 40s and it just coincided with traveling abroad? On a related note, Japan is amazing and we're working on the video now.

Highlights:
1. food.. jesus the food.
2. Beer and Highballs in vending machines
3. People drink beer with breakfast
4. Everyone shuts the Fuck up
5. Public transit is stupid easy

You're up north, right? Last semi-intelligible thing about jet lag that I read seemed to indicate that exposure to daylight is required to regulate your circadian rhythm.
Being that you're up north, and its winter... you may be slightly boned?

Look for one of those S.A.D. lamps?

 

[fly]

Anyone have a cure for jet lag? We just got back from Tokyo and although we powered through and didn't have TOO many issues over there for some reason we're almost a week in to being back in CST and still completely F'd and waking up at 3a.m. every day. Is this just the new normal for mid 40s and it just coincided with traveling abroad? On a related note, Japan is amazing and we're working on the video now.

Highlights:
1. food.. jesus the food.
2. Beer and Highballs in vending machines
3. People drink beer with breakfast
4. Everyone shuts the Fuck up
5. Public transit is stupid easy

Just in general, I learned what a game changer an eye mask is for me. Wonder if it would help?

Either way, try one out. Instead of getting up to pee 95% of nights, I'm now down to 40% because I sleep so much better.