GAY The Useless Travel Thread

[Petunia]

Why in the fuck is the plane idle that long?

the passengers want the aircraft + crew to stay .. THATS GREAT FOR ME cuz i get paid every day im there + every hour im away from home base

usually its prob cuz they will wanna go to another place ..

 

[Petunia]

Colombia is cheap... What city are you going to?

santa marta

however.. the destination was changed this AM because a passenger doesn’t have proper documentation sooo they’ve changed the trip to ST MAARTEN .. i like it there but the ocean is a little choppy but super fun

i’m sad cuz cocaine

 

[Petunia]

@shawndavid went to Colombia. Did a bunch of great cocaine and threw cheese at small children.

this is why i love him and he’s my all time fave UF member

 

[Petunia]

If I had vaca time left this year I'd come hang with you. However, I look like your typical white American. The cartel would probably kidnap me and hold me for ransom.

that’d be funnnn!

good thing i’m single right before this trip woohooooo!

 

[ZRH]

santa marta

however.. the destination was changed this AM because a passenger doesn’t have proper documentation sooo they’ve changed the trip to ST MAARTEN .. i like it there but the ocean is a little choppy but super fun

i’m sad cuz cocaine

I guess the advantage of private flights is just randomly changing the destination

 

[Petunia]

I guess the advantage of private flights is just randomly changing the destination

yes all the time
sometimes they change their mind mid flight which is a huge pain in the ass for the pilots but it’s not something they like to do

 

[ZRH]

Im not crazy, flights used to be way cheaper.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

We're going to a holiday cottage in Cornwall on Saturday til Wednesday so that Kes can have some beach time. She hasn't been to a beach in probably 10 years and this'll be the last time she goes I think.

 

[fly]

We're going to a holiday cottage in Cornwall on Saturday til Wednesday so that Kes can have some beach time. She hasn't been to a beach in probably 10 years and this'll be the last time she goes I think.

You shut your whore mouth. You have to expect that they will live forever.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

We booked a trip to colorado for june
not sure if the doggo is going or not, since well mostly be hiking in the mtns & what not , her short lil legs are only good for so much of that then I have to carry the little shit

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

We booked a trip to colorado for june
not sure if the doggo is going or not, since well mostly be hiking in the mtns & what not , her short lil legs are only good for so much of that then I have to carry the little shit

Baby bjorn

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You shut your whore mouth. You have to expect that they will live forever.

She will of course, but she'll be rickety by the time we die!

Update on trip: Joe has bad covid as of this morning. I've planning to avoid him entirely in the hopes I dont get sick and then I guess I'll be going on my trip alone with Kes? This was going to be our first trip away together in 4 years, and time for us to spend together before he goes away to his family for Christmas. Feel kind of upset about this fucking it all up.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

We booked a trip to colorado for june
not sure if the doggo is going or not, since well mostly be hiking in the mtns & what not , her short lil legs are only good for so much of that then I have to carry the little shit

Get a papoose made to carry her around in

 

[fly]

She will of course, but she'll be rickety by the time we die!

Update on trip: Joe has bad covid as of this morning. I've planning to avoid him entirely in the hopes I dont get sick and then I guess I'll be going on my trip alone with Kes? This was going to be our first trip away together in 4 years, and time for us to spend together before he goes away to his family for Christmas. Feel kind of upset about this fucking it all up.

NICE JOB JOE

 

[fly]

then I have to carry the little shit

Can confirm. That lil purse dog does not leave his side.

 

[Petunia]

day 6 in St Maartin

the weather is stupid windy where i am.
i met another crew and kicked it with them!
the pilot flies a gulfstream 600 and is German but based out of the UK.
super cute . had fun with the crews.

i cannot wait to go home
i slept like crazy on this layover and watched so many movies
i really needed it
i’m ready to slay December back home

also the G600 pilot is fun and we want to meet up again soon

 

[fly]

day 6 in St Maartin

the weather is stupid windy where i am.
i met another crew and kicked it with them!
the pilot flies a gulfstream 600 and is German but based out of the UK.
super cute . had fun with the crews.

i cannot wait to go home
i slept like crazy on this layover and watched so many movies
i really needed it
i’m ready to slay December back home

also the G600 pilot is fun and we want to meet up again soon

It's crazy fukn windy all the way up here thanks to that disturbance in the Gulf

 

[Josh]

NICE JOB JOE

SLEEPY JOE FUCKING UP VACATIONS SINCE 2020.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'm booking a long weekend in Krakow for March to go visit a Buddhist monk I used to know, he's getting old and I need to catch up with him. Also never been to Poland so I'll enjoy a trip over there.

 

[Peppers]

I'll be risking my life on the roads in Quebec once again this upcoming June.