WTF So I just dick'd my butt

I've got a year to get used to the fact that I have a new job in Texas. UGH I HATE CHANGE
like you're moving or like you're going to work on site temporarily?

I thought you were all self-employed at casa de flapril. It has been like a decade since I kept up so I guess maybe things change.
 
im going to another airline.
well not really “going” i’m adding myself to another airline. which means I HAVE TO DO MY GROUNDSCHOOL AND DRILLS ALL OVER AGAAAAIN.

every airline i sign up with, i have to get certified so here we go again. next week another stupid day of “BRACE BRACE BRACE”
“EVACUATE EVACUATE EVACUATE”
 
be the keener that puts their hand up right away and tries to impress the teacher by knowing all the shit

OOH OOH I KNOW THIS ONE
 
im going to another airline.
well not really “going” i’m adding myself to another airline. which means I HAVE TO DO MY GROUNDSCHOOL AND DRILLS ALL OVER AGAAAAIN.

every airline i sign up with, i have to get certified so here we go again. next week another stupid day of “BRACE BRACE BRACE”
“EVACUATE EVACUATE EVACUATE”
spirit airline
 
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Finally broke a work laptop.

I've got a kitten, a dachshund that wont leave the kitten alone, and a 130lb dumbass Moose that's like OOH IM MISSING OUT ON STUFF OH BOY OH BOY IMMA JOIN RIGHT IN all in a 19 foot camper, and left the laptop screen-open in the line of fire. Now the screen's all fucked up.

I guess it's been 12 years without doing it, and everyone I've talked to has their own stories about breaking work shit, so I guess I'm now a member of the club.
 
im going to another airline.
well not really “going” i’m adding myself to another airline. which means I HAVE TO DO MY GROUNDSCHOOL AND DRILLS ALL OVER AGAAAAIN.

every airline i sign up with, i have to get certified so here we go again. next week another stupid day of “BRACE BRACE BRACE”
“EVACUATE EVACUATE EVACUATE”
Please tell me it’s not Flair
 
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Please tell me it’s not Flair

i don’t fly on commercial airlines. you can’t be employed by two different commercial airlines

i only work for private airlines, and because i’m a contract FA, I can fly with a few private airlines.

also lol @ Flair
they had two airplanes repossessed. they are parked next to one of our hangars