WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Jehannum]

I just received a meeting invite with the subject line "virtual buoy"

Oh buoy.

Will your hardware even run docker, bro?

 

[Petunia]

i just got my 17th certificate to make me current for the next year of flying

water evacuation
emergency landing
fire fighting
surface contamination
dangerous goods
first aid
SMS
CRM
and all the different air crafts i fly on

on friday i have my drills exams and my Transport Canada (FAA) exam

i have to do this shit every single year

i hate this. im so over this shit

 

[Jehannum]

i just got my 17th certificate to make me current for the next year of flying

water evacuation
emergency landing
fire fighting
surface contamination
dangerous goods
first aid
SMS
CRM
and all the different air crafts i fly on

on friday i have my drills exams and my Transport Canada (FAA) exam

i have to do this shit every single year

i hate this. im so over this shit

Do ur boobs count as flotation devices?

 

[Petunia]

Do ur boobs count as flotation devices?

no, but i bet that boated belly of yours does

 

[APRIL]

no, but i bet that boated belly of yours does

I love your zings.

 

[fly]

i just got my 17th certificate to make me current for the next year of flying

water evacuation
emergency landing
fire fighting
surface contamination
dangerous goods
first aid
SMS
CRM
and all the different air crafts i fly on

on friday i have my drills exams and my Transport Canada (FAA) exam

i have to do this shit every single year

i hate this. im so over this shit

Which one covers the best way to do coke in the plane bathroom?

 

[Jehannum]

I love your zings.

we already know your boobs don't count as flotation devices.

 

[tre]

we already know your boobs don't count as flotation devices.

If they don’t inflate by pulling the cord, you have to blow into the little tube

 

[Jehannum]

If they don’t inflate by pulling the cord, you have to blow into the little tube

oh c'mon, at best she'd serve as a board for some actual woman to float away from Leo DiCaprio on.

 

[APRIL]

we already know your boobs don't count as flotation devices.

Try harder

 

[Jehannum]

Try harder

NO U

 

[Petunia]

Try harder

right ? amateur

 

[fly]

If they don’t inflate by pulling the cord, you have to blow into the little tube

That's me right???

 

[tre]

That's me right???

Yeah man, I’m trying to hook you up.

 

[Petunia]

PASSED ALL MY DRILLS!

it was hard AF.
unplanned emergency landing is so much easier than a planned emergency landing (over water)

planned.. i have to brief you all and show you how to open the emergency window and put on your life vest and blah blah blah. when it’s unplanned it’s basically an instant crash and i have to try and get everyone off the aircraft and save you all in a life raft while floating aimlessly in the ocean

but realistically, we would be disintegrated on impact and we’d all be dead sooooo all tnis training for nothing man

 

[gee]

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

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First rule

 

[tre]

First rule

First rule is - The laws of Germany

 

[Petunia]

ladies and gentlemen your flight attendants are trained for any and all emergency situation.
please look to your lead FA Kiki for guidance




FA Kiki as the aircraft is plummeting

 

[tre]

ladies and gentlemen your flight attendants are trained for any and all emergency situation.
please look to your lead FA Kiki for guidance




FA Kiki as the aircraft is plummeting

If there’s a fire, spend your last minutes attempting to pleasure yourself orally