Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,035 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Jan 7, 2022 #3,001 A beehive with no exit is unbeeleavable. Reactions: HipHugHer and Strings
Strings Stuck with this Shitty Title Apr 18, 2016 31,993 63,860 1,223 Marklar ₥84,591 Jan 7, 2022 #3,002 That joke will get the forum buzzing, J. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,035 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Jan 7, 2022 #3,003 Vin Diesel eats two meals a day, Breakfast and Breakfurious. Reactions: HipHugHer and NukesII
tre fly gave me a handjob for marklar Oct 15, 2004 27,929 21,703 823 igloo Marklar ₥24,990 Jan 7, 2022 #3,004 Jehannum said: Vin Diesel eats two meals a day, Breakfast and Breakfurious. Click to expand... They are both served family style Reactions: HipHugHer and Jehannum
Jehannum said: Vin Diesel eats two meals a day, Breakfast and Breakfurious. Click to expand... They are both served family style
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,035 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Jan 10, 2022 #3,005 To stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan, you should definitely take away their little brooms. Reactions: august, NukesII, HipHugHer and 1 other person
To stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan, you should definitely take away their little brooms.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,035 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Jan 12, 2022 #3,006 Fun fact: a giant is the biggest type of ant. Reactions: ZRH and HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,035 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Jan 13, 2022 #3,007 Starting a Quidditch ball repair store, staffed entirely by Azkaban ex-cons. Gonna call it "Snitches get stitches".
Starting a Quidditch ball repair store, staffed entirely by Azkaban ex-cons. Gonna call it "Snitches get stitches".
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,035 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Jan 13, 2022 #3,008 Got my vasectomy because I didn't want kids, but they were still there when I got home. Reactions: HipHugHer and NukesII
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,035 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Jan 13, 2022 #3,009 ...guess I need some sonblock while I'm at it. Reactions: HipHugHer
Mean Mr. Mustard Always shouts out something obscene Sep 30, 2004 70,452 38,757 1,323 54 Uranus Marklar ₥51,346 Steam heyfubuddy Jan 13, 2022 #3,010 I released a new scent last week I felt it was a huge success, but no one else in the car liked it Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,035 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Jan 14, 2022 #3,011 If you eat quesadillas in the morning, they're actually buenosdillas. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,035 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Jan 14, 2022 #3,012 Gave my daughter an apple this morning for breakfast. She said, "I only like pears!", so I gave her another apple. Reactions: HipHugHer
Gave my daughter an apple this morning for breakfast. She said, "I only like pears!", so I gave her another apple.
HipHugHer Looks like Ted Nugent, Smells like Sasquatch Apr 18, 2016 30,503 42,860 723 82 Marklar ₥91,550 Jan 15, 2022 #3,013 Jehannum said: If you eat quesadillas in the morning, they're actually buenosdillas. Click to expand... Still laughing...
Jehannum said: If you eat quesadillas in the morning, they're actually buenosdillas. Click to expand... Still laughing...
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,035 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Jan 17, 2022 #3,014 The spoon dressed as a knife for the party because the invitation said to "look sharp". Reactions: HipHugHer and NukesII
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,035 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Jan 18, 2022 #3,015 bamBOO is the scariest plant. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,035 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Jan 18, 2022 #3,016 I realized speed is relative when I heard someone say "Fuck the speed limit" in Alabama. Reactions: HipHugHer and NukesII
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,035 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Jan 19, 2022 #3,017 What has four legs and says, "booo"? A cow with a cold. Reactions: HipHugHer and Strings
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,035 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Jan 20, 2022 #3,018 I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes this morning. Now I have Heinzsight. Reactions: HipHugHer and NukesII
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,035 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Jan 20, 2022 #3,019 I wonder if I should go to the Mayo clinic for that... Reactions: HipHugHer and NukesII
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,470 47,035 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,967 Jan 20, 2022 #3,020 I took all the Caesars out of my phone contacts because the Roman charges were killing me. Reactions: HipHugHer