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Blame It On The Gassa Nova
Sep 29, 2012
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TV: "Please refrain from handshakes in this pandemic!"

Jeffery Dahmer: *sighs and puts away blender*
 
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Jehannum

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Jul 24, 2013
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Signed up for shotokan with the wife and kid, but never really could follow through on all the Kata memorization.

I guess you could call me a partial artist.
 
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Mean Mr. Mustard

Always shouts out something obscene
Sep 30, 2004
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Tuesday Morning Reaction GIF by The Secret Life Of Pets


that was about 4.6
 

Jehannum

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When my great grandfather went bald, he built a machine to weave a wig made of yarn.

When he passed away, he gave it to my grandfather, who then gave it to my dad, who will eventually give it to me.

It's our family hair loom.
 
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Jehannum

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer

What do you call a deer with no eyes, legs or genitalia? Still no fucking eye deer
 
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