Bad Jokes

[Jehannum]

Grandpa's addicted to viagra.

Nobody's taking it harder than Grandma.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Jehannum]

I hate when @AppleTurkey gets mad at me for being lazy.

It's not like I did anything.

 

[Jehannum]

I found a Moroccan recipe for dinner rolls, which called for fresh thyme.

I didn't have any fresh, but I did have some dried, and I used it anyway. They came out well.

When I reminisce, I find that I really do like that old thyme Moroccan roll.

 

[HipHugHer]

'roccan

 

[Jehannum]

Time to get my winter car ready, but first I'll have to put away my autumn-mobile.

 

[Jehannum]

Just found out that Chad Kroeger from Nickelback is super enthusiastic about Nativity plays. He's been a shepherd, the inn keeper, and one year he was even the rear end of a donkey.

But he never made it as a wiseman.

 

[NukesII]

Just found out that Chad Kroeger from Nickelback is super enthusiastic about Nativity plays. He's been a shepherd, the inn keeper, and one year he was even the rear end of a donkey.

But he never made it as a wiseman.

Deep.

 

[gee]

Just found out that Chad Kroeger from Nickelback is super enthusiastic about Nativity plays. He's been a shepherd, the inn keeper, and one year he was even the rear end of a donkey.

But he never made it as a wiseman.

I'm gonna call the local radio station rant line and leave this joke, it's awful

... and then they're gonna play twice as much nickelback and use this as an introduction to it, then I get to watch the world burn hahaha

 

[gee]

AND I ENCOURAGE EVERYONE ELSE TO DO THE SAME

 

[Jehannum]

Forest fires and herpes both likely start from a careless match on tinder.

 

[Jehannum]

Disappointed that Kenny Loggins' Christmas album is called "December" and not "Highway to the Manger Zone".

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Josh]

What do you call a broke Santa Claus?

Spoiler

Saint Nickel-less

 

[tre]

@fly went to the hospital last night with a dozen toy horses stuffed up his anus. But don't worry, doctors described his condition as "stable".

 

[Jehannum]

If baby Groot enlisted in the army, he'd be an infant tree-man.

 

[Strings]

Every murder mystery movie I've ever seen with the wife always ends with the killer's name being revealed as "Are you even listening to me?!"

 

[NukesII]

Every murder mystery movie I've ever seen with the wife always ends with the killer's name being revealed as "Are you even listening to me?!"

What?