Ontopic UF Trade / Stock Thrad
- Thread starter Petunia
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I'm teeter-totting: stocks are 2%+, then 2% minus on almost every refresh of the screen. For day change.
Dollar amounts mean nothing - percentages, please.
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
82% up
20% up
5% up (just bought last week)
125.4% up
20% up
5% up (just bought last week)
125.4% up
No, as they are not classified as securities. Although there is ongoing legal action to determine whether Ripple is a security, which could have wide-ranging effects. Bitcoin is understood as an asset, and likely will continue to be regardless of how Ripple is classified.
The IRS is on the hunt for crypto, so be sure to properly account for that in taxes.
IANAL, not financial advice
I have 17 stocks currently so I generally am happy/sad based on the overall account gain/loss. But yeah, some are pulling their weight much better than others, today. 3 weeks ago some of the losers were the rock stars.
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
Think imma wait for doge to go back to .048 and then buy(if it does go back). Anyone recommend where you're buying these at? Just using your regular trading account?
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
Get a wallet. Coinbase or Kraken. Buy through that then its yours.
I wish I could buy coin through my "regular trading account" - that a Roth IRA. Paying capital gains on every coin sell is bs.
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
From an idiot on r/WSB
I have been doing this for 1 month now and I'm 2k up, I really think this is the new way to build your portfolio with stocks.
It all started when I was thinking about my trading history, every fucking time I got wrecked. If I close a buy order, the stock usually goes down, the same way for a sell order, when I sell usually goes up. So I was thinking very hard on this, how could this binary outcome be so hard to achieve? Well, I invented a new way to build your portfolio so you will be 100% safe, I call it the B.R.T (Bait Retard Trades).
BRT - How does it work?
You will not do trading any different, you will continue to do your stupid trades, but this time you will use only up to 30% of your portfolio on your own trading ideas, and the other 70% you will use to perform the exact opposite. Warning! This will only work if you are honest with yourself, you should really think about what you think is best to use with your 30%, don't cheat and think the opposite just to use that on the 70%, you must trust the fact that you are actually retarded and don't know what you are doing, therefore the opposite position of your genuine choice will be the best. For example, last week I was thinking about getting some calls on PLTR that expires in a week, for many reasons I thought this was the best decision, so I did 30% of calls on PLTR and 70% on puts, made some money on the fact that I don't know what I'm doing. Being retarded gives you a superpower, you ALWAYS have the answer, it's just not what you think it is, it's the exact opposite.
I have been doing this for 1 month now and I'm 2k up, I really think this is the new way to build your portfolio with stocks.
It all started when I was thinking about my trading history, every fucking time I got wrecked. If I close a buy order, the stock usually goes down, the same way for a sell order, when I sell usually goes up. So I was thinking very hard on this, how could this binary outcome be so hard to achieve? Well, I invented a new way to build your portfolio so you will be 100% safe, I call it the B.R.T (Bait Retard Trades).
BRT - How does it work?
You will not do trading any different, you will continue to do your stupid trades, but this time you will use only up to 30% of your portfolio on your own trading ideas, and the other 70% you will use to perform the exact opposite. Warning! This will only work if you are honest with yourself, you should really think about what you think is best to use with your 30%, don't cheat and think the opposite just to use that on the 70%, you must trust the fact that you are actually retarded and don't know what you are doing, therefore the opposite position of your genuine choice will be the best. For example, last week I was thinking about getting some calls on PLTR that expires in a week, for many reasons I thought this was the best decision, so I did 30% of calls on PLTR and 70% on puts, made some money on the fact that I don't know what I'm doing. Being retarded gives you a superpower, you ALWAYS have the answer, it's just not what you think it is, it's the exact opposite.
That's why you don't sell, along with the fact that markets are either a random walk or efficient.
You haven't sold any coin, only bought? If so, that's cool. But still, would be nice if coin could be in a retirement account. Then a person wouldn't have to track every f'n sale and buy. I know - you're not thinking about retirement.