Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

I’m sick. The kiddo gave it to me. My sinuses are draining making my throat hurt and stomach feel with snot, I have a fever, and am peeing a lot.

The baby has it too.
 
I dropped a cherry through my shoe onto my toes while I was welding on some stuff earlier this week.

Now it's infected.

I cleaned it out real good with alcohol and slathered it in bacitracin, but whoa, did it go south fast.

Betadine (iodine). That shit kills anything. Use it early and often. Saved me from countless painful deaths.
 
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A guy whose girlfriend went missing recently returned a borrowed circular saw to his neighbor, who turned it over to popo after noticing blood and tissue on it.

Return borrowed tools in better condition than when borrowed, I always say.
 
I dropped a cherry through my shoe onto my toes while I was welding on some stuff earlier this week.

Now it's infected.

I cleaned it out real good with alcohol and slathered it in bacitracin, but whoa, did it go south fast.
by shoes do you mean flipflops?
 
I dropped a cherry through my shoe onto my toes while I was welding on some stuff earlier this week.

Now it's infected.

I cleaned it out real good with alcohol and slathered it in bacitracin, but whoa, did it go south fast.
I missed the welding part at first and I was like ... did you just leave fruit on your toes? what?
 
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3 of us have it today, but hey! That means only two more to go and we’ll be done.
I suppose three at once is better than all five having it at once! the ick is going around here, too. Daphne is a little cheerier today at least, still sounds horrible when she coughs or tries to cry and just squeaks but no fever. we finally gave in and bought a new snot suckin bulb, we lost our good one in the move and I've been using the nose freida one where I suck em myself (there's a filter but it's still p groce)
 
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I suppose three at once is better than all five having it at once! the ick is going around here, too. Daphne is a little cheerier today at least, still sounds horrible when she coughs or tries to cry and just squeaks but no fever. we finally gave in and bought a new snot suckin bulb, we lost our good one in the move and I've been using the nose freida one where I suck em myself (there's a filter but it's still p groce)
I’m glad she is on the mend. RSV is scary.
 
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