Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[Jehannum]

I honestly hope none of you suffers serious issues with that. Can you imagine?

Dr: Your prostate is a mess, likely cancerous. How long has it been since your last exam?
You: I checked it myself last Monday. And Saturday before that.
Dr: Well okay then.

I'm with you.

There's a limit to the self-diagnostic stuff you can do. When I went in for what eventually turned out to be metastatic ball cancer, my ball felt like it had for years, even though it had turned into a big ball of cancer. The doctor recognized it immediately, but even though I'm diligent about feeling my own balls, I had no idea.

 

[Jehannum]

lololilllolollol troll

Seriously, the guy's been gone for a month, and you must post about him in the private FBK-free whine-fest PM thread a couple times a week.

Fuckin' let it go.

 

[APRIL]

don't you fuckers ever work
ahem @APRIL

I know I owe you something - I haven't forgotten!!!!

 

[Strings]

 

[Valve1138]

Seriously, the guy's been gone for a month, and you must post about him in the private FBK-free whine-fest PM thread a couple times a week.

Fuckin' let it go.

So I must owe you $350 head space rent, triggered bitch.



Ignore it if it bothers you so much and try not to shit up another thread with your triggered geezer bullshit.

Toodles.

 

[Strings]

 

[Jehannum]

So I must owe you $350 head space rent, triggered bitch.



Ignore it if it bothers you so much and try not to shit up another thread with your triggered geezer bullshit.

Toodles.

Welp, I tried. Stay obsessed, my friend.

 

[Petunia]

I know I owe you something - I haven't forgotten!!!!

YAAAAY


Sent from my Tapacaca bitchezzz

 

[HipHugHer]

In other words, I believe in self-doctoring but there are limits.

 

[Jehannum]

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[Immigrant]

So the Nuberola StarTac got confiscated again.

I freely admit, with only the slightest embarrassment, that I Googled Nuberola StarTac.

Yes, I noticed the “Nub-“ but it made no sense, so I figured it was another tech thing that you nerds all have to have cuz OMG beers

 

[Petunia]

Hey you know if you can self check your own prostate or do your finger joints need to bend the other way for that?

im known as the Prostate Whisperer ....

 

[Petunia]

@Immigrant how are you feeling today

 

[Jehannum]

im known as the Prostate Whisperer ....

With those pudgy digits?

 

[wetwillie]

With those pudgy digits?

Open wide for

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

im known as the Prostate Whisperer ....

you whisper into peoples assholes?

 

[Strings]

What? I can't hear you.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

shes obviously whispered in the wrong end

 

[Jehannum]

shes obviously whispered in the wrong end

@Valve1138 and @nukes wouldn't have any trouble hearing.

 

[Valve1138]

$350