Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

no idea - didn't know he still had one. Never(ok, like twice) went there. Not for me in many ways.
It was basically the FBK thread the last time I was there. I haven't logged in for over a year. Lots of history in that place. Not all of it good. Water under the bridge, I say. The important thing is I now have your pervy old ass to wake up to most mornings.
 
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It was basically the FBK thread the last time I was there. I haven't logged in for over a year. Lots of history in that place. Not all of it good. Water under the bridge, I say. The important thing is I now have your pervy old ass to wake up to most mornings.
The past really is the past - from a reality standpoint. Only we can decide if we will let it control the present, and to what extent.
The ol "If you choose not to decide
You still have made a choice". Just change choice to "move forward"
hmm, I'm choosing to move on. Night Ood. Tomorrow.
 
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OT: I feel pretty good today.
I'll check back in if anything changes.
I need to go to the doctor. I haven't been, other than to get some antibiotics for a sinus infection, in 7 years. I feel pretty good but I'm worried I'm missing out on something important like a finger in the butt.
 
I need to go to the doctor. I haven't been, other than to get some antibiotics for a sinus infection, in 7 years. I feel pretty good but I'm worried I'm missing out on something important like a finger in the butt.

They love doing that to you after 50.
Be careful, OOD. Make them buy you dinner first. Or at least a coffee.
 
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I need to go to the doctor. I haven't been, other than to get some antibiotics for a sinus infection, in 7 years. I feel pretty good but I'm worried I'm missing out on something important like a finger in the butt.

Hey you know if you can self check your own prostate or do your finger joints need to bend the other way for that?
 
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Hey you know if you can self check your own prostate or do your finger joints need to bend the other way for that?

More info needed please. What does a healthy one feel like, as opposed to a not so healthy one? What is the next step if you find irregularities? Can you furnish a link for home prostate surgery please?

:p
 
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More info needed please. What does a healthy one feel like, as opposed to a not so healthy one? What is the next step if you find irregularities? Can you furnish a link for home prostate surgery please?

:p

Well I suppose you use a known healthy person to compare to.

In all seriousness, theres all kinds of medical stuff you can do yourself, wondering if prostate is one.
Something along the lines of self breast exam feeling for lumps, etc.
 
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Hey you know if you can self check your own prostate or do your finger joints need to bend the other way for that?
P gland is between your anus and scrotum - easy peasy.
Should feel smooth, no lumps. If I can let a stranger do it, no reason I can't do self exam. imo. HEy buddy, wanna shake my hand!! :fly:
Obviously enlargement would require a frame of reference for what is normal. CHecking yourself after the dr. says it's all good might be a good start.
 
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I honestly hope none of you suffers serious issues with that. Can you imagine?

Dr: Your prostate is a mess, likely cancerous. How long has it been since your last exam?
You: I checked it myself last Monday. And Saturday before that.
Dr: Well okay then.