Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[HipHugHer]

It was a friend's birthday on friday so I drunk myself into oblivion.

Woke up with the worst headache in years, so as any self respecting drunkard would do, I started drinking immediately.

Nope. Spent the entire saturday with this headache.

And the sunday.

Had to leave work on monday.

Couldn't go to work on tuesday.

Was at home on wednesday.


I also had some blood pressure readings off the fucking charts. Years of drinking and junk food might have finally caught up with me at the age of 34.

I still don't feel good.

Cocaine would've fixed all that.

 

[HipHugHer]

5% Mac, alcohol poisoning is a real thing. Might wanna lay off for a bit, let your body flush itself out.

 

[Jehannum]

Pollen is so bad here this Spring motherfuckers be takin' their meth and turning it back into Sudafed.

Pollen "tsunami"

 

[MacG]

You can drink yourself into an early death you know. Pigpen of the Grateful Dead died slightly before or slightly after his 30th birthday.

I'm derinitely headed towards a grave like this.

This is a wake up call, a scary one that is. And it hurts like a mofo.

 

[MacG]

5% Mac, alcohol poisoning is a real thing. Might wanna lay off for a bit, let your body flush itself out.

I'm doing that. But this is not poisoning. I had that before. Almost died, almost...

 

[MacG]

Yolo

 

[HipHugHer]

I'm doing that. But this is not poisoning. I had that before. Almost died, almost...

Have a kebab and write some code, you'll feel better.

 

[nukes]

I'm doing that. But this is not poisoning. I had that before. Almost died, almost...

Jerk off 10 times in 24 hours.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I'm derinitely headed towards a grave like this.

This is a wake up call, a scary one that is. And it hurts like a mofo.

Glad you heard the wakeup call. Lot of people dont.

Get well, mofo

 

[fly]

Cocaine would've fixed all that.

I agree, add in some cocaine and you'll need to drink less.

 

[MacG]

Have a kebab and write some code, you'll feel better.

Excellent idea!

 

[MacG]

Jerk off 10 times in 24 hours.

Fucked up thing is, if I jerk off, I get this stabbing pain tothe left side of my head. I get dizzy because of pain.

My blood pressure sky rockets too. I took a reading of almost 18-13 after I jerked off last sunday. I thought I was gonna pass out.

 

[MacG]

Glad you heard the wakeup call. Lot of people dont.

Get well, mofo

Thanks man. Hope it ain't too late though.

 

[MacG]

I agree, add in some cocaine and you'll need to drink less.

I'm not rich enough for cocaine.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

what the hell dude

 

[HipHugHer]

Excellent idea!

C: > /sick --/ get| {kebab} =
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How did I do?

 

[Domon]

@Ledboots can you recommend a thermometer that isnt a piece of shit? The three we have (one temporal, two axillary) vary so wildly its completely unusable.

The temporal one is the worst, it kept saying the kiddo had a 107 fever, which is terrifying.

The axillary ones vary from reading to reading by as much as 2.5 degrees :/

 

[fly]

@Ledboots can you recommend a thermometer that isnt a piece of shit? The three we have (one temporal, two axillary) vary so wildly its completely unusable.

The temporal one is the worst, it kept saying the kiddo had a 107 fever, which is terrifying.

The axillary ones vary from reading to reading by as much as 2.5 degrees :/

Just get an old school thermometer dude.

 

[Domon]

Just get an old school thermometer dude.

thats an axilary therm. We have two, for some reason they both suck.

 

[Valve1138]

Throw them out FFS.