Valve1138
I like the AB in the GB
Sit in a hot bath with bath salts, and stop trying to "fix it" by moving "the right way".
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Sit in a hot bath with bath salts, and stop trying to "fix it" by moving "the right way".
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Weird that you went in for heart surgery & you came out lobotomized
some of us have this thing called "employment" which generally doesnt allow for lounging in the bath.
Although i expect mustard might be able to find an appropriately large pressure vessel.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
I have one charged up right now, I could go lean my back against it, its nice & toasty warm @450 F
Valve1138
I like the AB in the GB
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Did they make you keep blowing in that idiotic breathalyzer thinger? I hated that, because I had a cold, so it would invariably make me cough a little bit, which would make the stitches from my dick to my sternum go "OH MY GOD STOP IT HURTS SO MUCH".
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
my bro had is lungs worked on -through his ribs- & I remember his face when my mother tried to lighten the mood with some humor.
"OH MY GOD STOP IT HURTS SO MUCH"
Valve1138
I like the AB in the GB
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
i thought that thing was dumb too until i realized its purpose (which they never tell you). Its called an incentive spirometer. The intent of that it to keep you from getting pneumonia, and its got a huge set of evidence behind it that shows it works really really well.
Nothing compared to me accidentally leaning on the leg weights of a guy(I won't call him a friend) with a broken leg, up in traction. Hey, I was just there to see my buddy who was on the same motorcycle when they ran it into a parked car. He screamed like Fuck. We had a laugh about it later.
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
All the motorcycles(500+) that passed through my hands, never drove one off of my dirt street. I like riding a MC, I just can't take being in car traffic on one. I've seen too much bad shit ITR.
I've ran some 5 minute epoxy over those types of nails, bonding them to the new one coming in, then kept the old prick trimmed back well. YMMV
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It was a friend's birthday on friday so I drunk myself into oblivion.
Woke up with the worst headache in years, so as any self respecting drunkard would do, I started drinking immediately.
Nope. Spent the entire saturday with this headache.
And the sunday.
Had to leave work on monday.
Couldn't go to work on tuesday.
Was at home on wednesday.
I also had some blood pressure readings off the fucking charts. Years of drinking and junk food might have finally caught up with me at the age of 34.
I still don't feel good.
Woke up with the worst headache in years, so as any self respecting drunkard would do, I started drinking immediately.
Nope. Spent the entire saturday with this headache.
And the sunday.
Had to leave work on monday.
Couldn't go to work on tuesday.
Was at home on wednesday.
I also had some blood pressure readings off the fucking charts. Years of drinking and junk food might have finally caught up with me at the age of 34.
I still don't feel good.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
You can drink yourself into an early death you know. Pigpen of the Grateful Dead died slightly before or slightly after his 30th birthday.
