what about if you jerked them off. You get 50 bucks, and you get to jerk someone off.Per body fluid. So if someone puked and blew a load, I'd be up an extra $100.
what about if you jerked them off. You get 50 bucks, and you get to jerk someone off.Per body fluid. So if someone puked and blew a load, I'd be up an extra $100.
You have an interesting idea of a good time.what about if you jerked them off. You get 50 bucks, and you get to jerk someone off.
You have an interesting idea of a good time.
What are your plans this weekend?
Of course I'd have to charge extra for that. And I'd have to notify the Press team that busted Bob Kraft. There could be a lot of money in this endeavor!what about if you jerked them off. You get 50 bucks, and you get to jerk someone off.
probably just as well, I bet your hands are all calloused and scarred.i was just guessing at what nuber liked. My weekend involves not jerking people off, or driving a taxi.
probably just as well, I bet your hands are all calloused and scarred.
We know they are. Scarred, at least.probably just as well, I bet your hands are all calloused and scarred.
You seemed genuinely enthused about giving a handy just now is all...are you hitting on me.
My number of office vomits stands at zeroAlso, is that number greater than the normal number of people who throw up at your office on any given day, @Mustard Dispenser ?
I've got all that except a bigger mortgage. To balance it out, I don't have to leave the house though.No boss, no co-workers. No out of town travel. I get to see my kids every day for quality time.
All my bills are paid and I have less than $99,000 principal on the mortgage.
Tell me again how great it is to have a square job?
If you can, you should. As long as the money you'd be using to pay down the mortgage is invested in the stock/bond market.I can’t imagine taking 99 years to pay off our mortgage.
If you can, you should. As long as the money you'd be using to pay down the mortgage is invested in the stock/bond market.
I hope to be you someday when I grow up.I've got all that except a bigger mortgage. To balance it out, I don't have to leave the house though.
its only the dumz if you're putting the money that you would pay it off with into an investment thats netting more interest than your mortgage is taking.We could pay it off tomorrow but that would be teh dumz.
its only the dumz if you're putting the money that you would pay it off with into an investment thats netting more interest than your mortgage is taking.
So many people make that argument.... then let that liquid cash sit in a bank account earning .003%.