WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Mr. Argumentor]

now I have at least the morning to do whatever I feel like
I may go in the garage and saw up some wood just for fun
But first I think Ill listen to some alice cooper and look at reddit

Shit, I'd go back to bed.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Good thing you were home when the shelter in place order dropped.

That aint no lie
People in the area are being told to stay inside, close all windows/doors and shut off the air conditioning
Fuckin scary shit, really

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Shit, I'd go back to bed.

Im up already and ingesting coffee

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

plus billion dollar babies is on now

 

[Strings]

That aint no lie
People in the area are being told to stay inside, close all windows/doors and shut off the air conditioning
Fuckin scary shit, really

Like that movie 'Right Outside Your Door'.
Just not as extreme ... Or dramatized. Doesn't need to be.
Fuck that. Scary for sure.

 

[Strings]

plus billion dollar babies is on now

I felt sad and swindled. I thought I was watching a boxing movie.
... Oops. No spoilers.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Im up already and ingesting coffee

That's why I dont drink that stuff.

All nap, all the time.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I felt sad and swindled. I thought I was watching a boxing movie.
... Oops. No spoilers.

If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands

 

[Strings]

If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands

Welcome to my nightmare, Mustard.

 

[wetwillie]

That stay in place shit coulda been like this @Mustard Dispenser

Mommy, where's daddy?
He's been gone for so long
Do you think he'll ever come home? . .
I was gone for fourteen days
I coulda been gone for more

*Played in a Cooper tribute band, lyrics are all burned into my brain.

 

[Strings]

And yeah. I got dumb for a minute. I mixed up Alice with Clint.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

hey man I'm just runnin through the world
With a gun in my back
Tryin' to catch a ride in a Cadillac

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The cats seem annoyed that Im still in the house
I feel I may have interrupted their plans for the day or something
The dog, however, is ecstatic that Im here
So Im on team doggo for now

 

[nukes]

The cats were gonna pee in your boots.

The cats seem annoyed that Im still in the house
I feel I may have interrupted their plans for the day or something
The dog, however, is ecstatic that Im here
So Im on team doggo for now

 

[Jehannum]

That aint no lie
People in the area are being told to stay inside, close all windows/doors and shut off the air conditioning
Fuckin scary shit, really

dafuq, air conditioning just recirculates your farts. It's not like swamp coolers that rely on outside air to do the job.

 

[fly]

more shenanigans
chemical leak in the area of my office and the city issued a shelter in place order so now I cant even go in
all roads in the area are closed down

what a fuckin mess

Its only benzene!

 

[Strings]

It doesn't say Union Carbide on the building does it? They have honesty issues.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Back in the office
The general air quality outside smells like someone took a greasy shit on a space heater
So basically normal

 

[Petunia]

Back in the office
The general air quality outside smells like someone took a greasy shit on a space heater
So basically normal

so it smells like Ohio ?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

so it smells like Ohio ?

ew its not that bad