WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Immigrant]

That company has paid more than $200,000 in fines for cheating rules in the past 10 years. And a person on the TV said “The smoke is high up so it won’t affect anyone” or some nonsense.

Dirty laundry smiling c word.

 

[Strings]

All the makings for a real smog monster.

 

[Petunia]

we had our morning tool box meeting and the lady to the right of me smelled like cat piss

 

[Peppers]

we had our morning tool box meeting and the lady to the right of me smelled like cat piss

You work with @APRIL?

 

[Jehannum]

All the makings for a real smog monster.

Man, @OOD has aged poorly.

 

[Petunia]

You work with @APRIL?

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[OOD]

Man, @OOD has aged poorly.

I must be protein deficient.

 

[nukes]

I must be protein deficient.

Gloryhole Solution.

Band name!

 

[HipHugHer]

I thought Deer Park would smell like venison.

Houston is the petrochemical capital of the united states. There isn't a single example of unmolested flora or fauna left there, it's all mutants. The deer smell diesel and the flowers smell like chlorine.

 

[fly]

Houston is the petrochemical capital of the united states. There isn't a single example of unmolested flora or fauna left there, it's all mutants. The deer smell diesel and the flowers smell like chlorine.

Houston is the place that Cleveland can call a shithole.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

This guy three cubicles down has been hacking up a lung for at least 45 minutes

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Houston is the place that Cleveland can call a shithole.

At least we dont have snow!

 

[nukes]

No boss, no co-workers. No out of town travel. I get to see my kids every day for quality time.
All my bills are paid and I have less than $99,000 principal on the mortgage.

Tell me again how great it is to have a square job?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Looks like the smoke plume is heading west
look out hips

 

[gee]

No boss, no co-workers. No out of town travel. I get to see my kids every day for quality time.
All my bills are paid and I have less than $99,000 principal on the mortgage.

Tell me again how great it is to have a square job?

How many people have thrown up in your 'office' so far?

 

[Jehannum]

How many people have thrown up in your 'office' so far?

Also, is that number greater than the normal number of people who throw up at your office on any given day, @Mustard Dispenser ?

 

[nukes]

How many people have thrown up in your 'office' so far?

None in this cab of one year. One in the last 4 years. Three altogether in about a decade.
Dayshift for the win.

 

[nukes]

Pro tip:
Open a window for the woozy. Explain how it's no big thing to hose off the outside but the regulation for body fluids inside will cost them $50.

 

[gee]

Pro tip:
Open a window for the woozy. Explain how it's no big thing to hose off the outside but the regulation for body fluids inside will cost them $50.

Is it $50 per body fluid, or is that a one-time, all-inclusive fee?

 

[nukes]

Is it $50 per body fluid, or is that a one-time, all-inclusive fee?

Per body fluid. So if someone puked and blew a load, I'd be up an extra $100.