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[Valve1138]

And I just realized that we have to start brewing now for Super Bowl.

Oh gnoes! Whatever will you do?

 

[wetwillie]

I will chip in to this fund

meh, you waited 2 months to respond - I've moved on to dreaming of lactating women.

 

[Jehannum]

I'm having cookies and Woodford for dessert.

 

[Amstel]

this is pretty good. Imma pregame with it shortly.

https://www.beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/20982/133248/

 

[Jehannum]

I'm going to open a new bottle of Ardbeg Uigeadail tonight.

 

[Jehannum]

Workin' up to the ardbeg with the last of my bottle of woodford.

Made the wife a "Bahama mama".

 

[gee]

Couple friends who were taking care of the house while we were in newfoundland left half a bottle of shitty white wine in the fridge.

Not anymore!

I needed the room in the fridge anyway. Hope y'all have a classy fancy new years like I'm having.

 

[Jehannum]

aww yeah, opened up the ardbeg and made my wife another tropical drinko.

I smell freshly mowed lawn.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

rough day
time for beers

 

[wetwillie]

Cheap and sleazy- fireball

 

[Immigrant]

Every time I think of beer, my mind goes straight to shower beers. It happened last night.

During my beer phase, I’d take 2-3 cold cans of Bud or Coors to the bathroom in the morning and drink them in the shower. Try it sometime. (Not necessarily in the morning)

 

[APRIL]

Every time I think of beer, my mind goes straight to shower beers. It happened last night.

During my beer phase, I’d take 2-3 cold cans of Bud or Coors to the bathroom in the morning and drink them in the shower. Try it sometime. (Not necessarily in the morning)

Geezus. How long were your showers or were you just a glutton?

 

[Strings]

Geezus. How long were your showers or were you just a glutton?

He was doing ripcords duh.

 

[Immigrant]

Geezus. How long were your showers or were you just a glutton?

One beer = three sips.

 

[Immigrant]

If I ever start drinking again, I’ll be doing a shower beer for sure. It really is almost Pavlovian how bad the bell rang last night and all it took was my lil sis mentioning she’d had a few beers. (She had to have her doggy put to rest yesterday)

 

[wetwillie]

Geezus. How long were your showers or were you just a glutton?

Nothing like laying in the water-jet tub with a 6 at the elbow after a tiring day . . . .

 

[Immigrant]

Nothing like laying in the water-jet tub with a 6 at the elbow after a tiring day . . . .

That’s the same buttons being pushed. Warm water, cold brew.

 

[wetwillie]

That’s the same buttons being pushed. Warm water, cold brew.

Agreed. I'd worry about dropping a beer standing in the shower. Suppose I could invest in a beer helmet.

 

[Immigrant]

Agreed. I'd worry about dropping a beer standing in the shower. Suppose I could invest in a beer helmet.

Hence the “can”, not bottle.

I’ve never dropped a beer now that I think on it.

 

[APRIL]

It does feel nice to have a freezing cold beverage in a hot shower or tub. Wooweee.