WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Petunia]

Everyone knows women scientists are teh scissors sisters

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

She's just so dorky
It's like she's so uncomfortable and spews out comments she doesn't really
Mean.

Today I was in the lunch room heating up my 100g of protein for the day and she's like -- they have coffee in your department, just so you know *finger guns*

And I'm like
I'm heating up chicken?!

And she's like CARRY ON LITTLE LADY

And I'm like at least 5 yrs older than her ...

She's so odd

Next time she does that just look her right in the eye and say "Stop talking to me."
then go about your business

 

[Petunia]

Next time she does that just look her right in the eye and say "Stop talking to me."
then go about your business

Hmmmmm ...

 

[nukes]

Lmfaoooooooooooooooooooooooo

*cursed*

She might be a LETSBEHONEST cuz she's a super nerdy scientist

When did you get a job again?
Oh I know I know
When living with CEO full time drove you CRAZY!

 

[nukes]

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[Petunia]

When did you get a job again?
Oh I know I know
When living with CEO full time drove you CRAZY!

I got it in Aug to start in Sept
I actually have 2 jobs JUST SO YOU KNOW


and I haven't fully moved in with him yet. We are slowly doing that
So exciting

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

There is a girl at my office who gives me the "finger guns" and says PEW
every time she sees me.

I don't know what to make of it..
I think I make her uncomfortable.

Also her GTTR gums to teeth ratio is insane

She's waiting for you to have a battle of the minds. (4:30)

 

[OzSTEEZ]

There is a girl at my office who gives me the "finger guns" and says PEW
every time she sees me.

I don't know what to make of it..
I think I make her uncomfortable.

Also her GTTR gums to teeth ratio is insane

Sounds like a friendly person.

 

[strawberry love]

Hers is similar

She also says allllllrighty then and ooookie dokiii

I use those phrases occasionally

 

[Petunia]

I use those phrases occasionally

But you say it in a super cute and adorable way

 

[OzSTEEZ]

Hers is similar

She also says allllllrighty then and ooookie dokiii

And you think this is bad because?

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

(Application specifies you must be able to drive stick)

"Can everyone in here drive a stick? We're going to test you before we hand you any keys."
(Restated for several minutes.)

*half of room clears out

 

[OzSTEEZ]

(Application specifies you must be able to drive stick)

"Can everyone in here drive a stick? We're going to test you before we hand you any keys."
(Restated for several minutes.)

*half of room clears out

Cog swappers aren't very popular in the US, from what I observed while there.

Here it's annoying trying to find a auto for sale. Cog swappers everywhere.

 

[nukes]

(Application specifies you must be able to drive stick)

"Can everyone in here drive a stick? We're going to test you before we hand you any keys."
(Restated for several minutes.)

*half of room clears out

I've never learned to double clutch.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I've never learned to double clutch.

It's redundant for most people now.

 

[nukes]

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[Strings]

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[nukes]

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I have some shifts like that.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

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Jon var en racerbilschaufför

 

[strawberry love]

But you say it in a super cute and adorable way

This is very true. I even charm ladies I work with