WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Lambie]

Nerdy girls are the best.

 

[Petunia]

This is very true. I even charm ladies I work with

Hire meeeeeee

 

[APRIL]

Hire meeeeeee

@strawberry love, @Maureen is hourly so you know you won't be paying more than you have to for service.

 

[nukes]

@strawberry love, @Maureen is hourly so you know you won't be paying more than you have to for service.

Unless the pants are off. That's a minimum 4 hour billable.right there.

 

[Petunia]

Unless the pants are off. That's a minimum 4 hour billable.right there.

Thiiiiiiiis

 

[Petunia]

@strawberry love, @Maureen is hourly so you know you won't be paying more than you have to for service.

Hiiiiisssssssss

You right tho chola

 

[fly]

So my streak had to come to an end I guess. I failed my first (re)certification test ever. Not even sure how. Aced all my practice exams, and thought I nailed the exam.



Gotta wait two weeks before can take the damn thing again.

 

[Petunia]

And you think this is bad because?

She speaks like Ace Ventura. It's not pretty

 

[my little brony]

So my streak had to come to an end I guess. I failed my first (re)certification test ever. Not even sure how. Aced all my practice exams, and thought I nailed the exam.



Gotta wait two weeks before can take the damn thing again.

which one?

 

[Petunia]

Your stupid hurricanes has set so much stuff back on our end...
your power outage has made MY job a living hell

Annnnnd Im now dealing with the FDA too for the first time ever
DAAAAYUM those guys are hardcore
Ew



#ThanksHarvey
#ThanksIrma

 

[nukes]

Your stupid hurricanes has set so much stuff back on our end...
your power outage has made MY job a living hell

Annnnnd Im now dealing with the FDA too for the first time ever
DAAAAYUM those guys are hardcore
Ew



#ThanksHarvey
#ThanksIrma

Make UglyMouthPewPew girl do your hard tasks.

 

[Duke]

@strawberry love, @Maureen is hourly so you know you won't be paying more than you have to for service.

And here I was thinking @Maureen got paid by the song.

 

[Jehannum]

which one?

A+

 

[my little brony]

I remember the dude that had a whole alphabet soup of certs but only ever put A+ in his email sig for all the pretentious dicks out there

 

[fly]

which one?

Had to recertify for my AWS Architect Pro. Fucking crazy, as I'd never felt so confident about a test before.

 

[Strings]

Had to recertify for my AWS Architect Pro. Fucking crazy, as I'd never felt so confident about a test before.

Maybe stop reading FBK posts for a while. We could be making You dumber.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

She speaks like Ace Ventura. It's not pretty

We can find negative things about everyone.

 

[Petunia]

Make UglyMouthPewPew girl do your hard tasks.

I wish
She's a scientist. She's smrt and makes way more money than me lol

 

[Petunia]

And here I was thinking @Maureen got paid by the song.

The good old days
$20 per song
A song is about 4:00 long, 3 song min in the champagne room
5 song minimum in the VIP room
... business was good

 

[strawberry love]

Hire meeeeeee

I've got no hiring power