Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
Fucking lol! Oh stahhhhhpppp
You're a fashion guru yoself
Well he point was that I had you ( a
Pro) in my corner cuz he doesn't care what o say lol
H. pylori survivor
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Well he point was that I had you ( a
Pro) in my corner cuz he doesn't care what o say lol
H. pylori survivor
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
That's haaaawwwwt
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Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Were you able to give out your phone number to a few attentive fellas?
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
Did the church floors open up like a giant crater with Satan rising out and ordering upon to join him for all eternity to the 9th circles of hell. If so, where the stilettos cute?
H. pylori survivor
King Wickie Pelt Snatcher
Mein Kampfefe
Like you have anything to offer.
King Wickie Pelt Snatcher
Mein Kampfefe
obviously the family must be morons. i mean he choose maureen after all her negatives.
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
Ok here is my update
So after some back and forth after me showing him the pic of his Princess wearing "trashy hooker" shoes he said FINE wear what you like and threw in a half-ass apology for suggesting I wear something else.
So we arrived 1st at dinner and I sat in the spot where I knew my shoes would not be visible. Why? Cuz this nigga had already traumatized me cuz I decided to not only wear super thin heels BUT the shoes had tassels
Aka Satans Footwear
(I don't have the shoes on me ATM but this pic is from my Instagram)
ANYHOOOOOOOOO sister shows up and I only stood up to shake her hand so she couldn't see my shoes.
I was super nervous so I drank two glasses of red wine and started feeling better.
The night was wonderful and we all laughed and got along. I asked how CEO was as young boy back in the 1800s and she told me some funny stories blah blah blah.
when it was time to leave i started getting nervous again cuz I knew she'd see my shoes -- and that's when I saw hers... she was wearing got-dam Polio Shoes!!
No, she doesn't have polio, she just has a tragic sense of style when it comes to shoes.
The rest of her outfit was very conservative and pretty. But it was pricey.
I wore a blazer, a casual shirt and jeans (with rips at the knees)
When we left CEO said: "I think dinner went amazing and they loved you, but i guarantee that she hated your shoes"
Which I replied... she wears matronly polio shoes, she has zero room to judge!
The end
Colombian Euchre
I bet he got to his sister and made her wear shitty shoes to "show you" how to be a good, obedient gf.Ok here is my update
So after some back and forth after me showing him the pic of his Princess wearing "trashy hooker" shoes he said FINE wear what you like and threw in a half-ass apology for suggesting I wear something else.
So we arrived 1st at dinner and I sat in the spot where I knew my shoes would not be visible. Why? Cuz this nigga had already traumatized me cuz I decided to not only wear super thin heels BUT the shoes had tassels
Aka Satans Footwear
(I don't have the shoes on me ATM but this pic is from my Instagram)
ANYHOOOOOOOOO sister shows up and I only stood up to shake her hand so she couldn't see my shoes.
I was super nervous so I drank two glasses of red wine and started feeling better.
The night was wonderful and we all laughed and got along. I asked how CEO was as young boy back in the 1800s and she told me some funny stories blah blah blah.
when it was time to leave i started getting nervous again cuz I knew she'd see my shoes -- and that's when I saw hers... she was wearing got-dam Polio Shoes!!
No, she doesn't have polio, she just has a tragic sense of style when it comes to shoes.
The rest of her outfit was very conservative and pretty. But it was pricey.
I wore a blazer, a casual shirt and jeans (with rips at the knees)
When we left CEO said: "I think dinner went amazing and they loved you, but i guarantee that she hated your shoes"
Which I replied... she wears matronly polio shoes, she has zero room to judge!
The end
Colombian Euchre
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
You have zero common sense.Ok here is my update
So after some back and forth after me showing him the pic of his Princess wearing "trashy hooker" shoes he said FINE wear what you like and threw in a half-ass apology for suggesting I wear something else.
So we arrived 1st at dinner and I sat in the spot where I knew my shoes would not be visible. Why? Cuz this nigga had already traumatized me cuz I decided to not only wear super thin heels BUT the shoes had tassels
Aka Satans Footwear
(I don't have the shoes on me ATM but this pic is from my Instagram)
ANYHOOOOOOOOO sister shows up and I only stood up to shake her hand so she couldn't see my shoes.
I was super nervous so I drank two glasses of red wine and started feeling better.
The night was wonderful and we all laughed and got along. I asked how CEO was as young boy back in the 1800s and she told me some funny stories blah blah blah.
when it was time to leave i started getting nervous again cuz I knew she'd see my shoes -- and that's when I saw hers... she was wearing got-dam Polio Shoes!!
No, she doesn't have polio, she just has a tragic sense of style when it comes to shoes.
The rest of her outfit was very conservative and pretty. But it was pricey.
I wore a blazer, a casual shirt and jeans (with rips at the knees)
When we left CEO said: "I think dinner went amazing and they loved you, but i guarantee that she hated your shoes"
Which I replied... she wears matronly polio shoes, she has zero room to judge!
The end
Colombian Euchre
Whenever I have a high pressure social meeting I run down my list ahead of time:
Teen drug addict
No degree
Light CORI criminal record
Short Jew
Then I go to my closet and pick the most conservative business suit I own.
Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
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