Hawt The Potato Kiki/CEO Thread Unwrapped (again) Show

[Peppers]

I just got some cute flip flops the other day in my midget size.

It's so hard to find cute ones in my size.
I can only get the horrid generic "April" model

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#povertyflipflops

 

[Domon]

I've had a pair of these for about 10 years now. Still super comfortable, and plenty of life left in them. They look grubby, but are functionally strong

https://www.amazon.com/New-Balance-Mens-Classic-Sandal/dp/B01IO2DUFC

 

[APRIL]

I just got some cute flip flops the other day in my midget size.

It's so hard to find cute ones in my size.
I can only get the horrid generic "April" model

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You know IDGAF.

The ones you got are cute though.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

Neat, I've never been slapped by a handicapped person before.

I've never slapped a Caitlyn before. this will be a new experience for both of us

 

[APRIL]

I've never slapped a Caitlyn before. this will be a new experience for both of us

This surprised me.

 

[tre]

This surprised me.

hard to slap them when they are pounding him from behind...

 

[Petunia]

I'm flying to Peru on Friday and CEO is flying to Brazil on Saturday.

We will both be gone a week and will return hours apart.

Mine is a last min trip as I have to meet my lawyers etc.
Guess who's super pissed that I have to travel ?!

YOULL NEVER GUESS WHOOOOO

like it won't cut into ANY of our time together so wtf is the big deal?!
I wanna bring my dads ashes back too. Ugh
Same shit different day.
You'd think he'd be happy that I'm trying to resolve this as fast as possible.


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[Valve1138]

[GIPHY="pelican brief"]https://media2.giphy.com/media/3YxiXgoMvp43e/giphy.gif[/GIPHY]

 

[Valve1138]

Giphy nailed it!

 

[nukes]

Earth is round
Sky is blue
Water is wet
C3O is an ass

 

[Peppers]

I'm flying to Peru on Friday and CEO is flying to Brazil on Saturday.

We will both be gone a week and will return hours apart.

Mine is a last min trip as I have to meet my lawyers etc.
Guess who's super pissed that I have to travel ?!

YOULL NEVER GUESS WHOOOOO

like it won't cut into ANY of our time together so wtf is the big deal?!
I wanna bring my dads ashes back too. Ugh
Same shit different day.
You'd think he'd be happy that I'm trying to resolve this as fast as possible.


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[Strings]

Earth is round
Sky is blue
Water is wet
C3O is an ass

Obviously, Nukes.
Duh ...

 

[Duke]

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ruined a perfectly good mustang

 

[Petunia]

PHUK YO GIPHYS THAT I CANT SEE ON TAPACACA


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[Duke]

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[Duke]

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[Duke]

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[Petunia]

CEO says he will be supportive as long as he gets to call me names and insult my family.

So "I'm here to support you Kiki but you're stupid and so is your family and all you do is leave the country to deal with your family's affairs... but I support you. But you suck, but I support you, I swear..."


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[HipHugHer]

Shouldn’t've worn those spiked heel fringed hooker boots but you knew that when you put them on.

 

[Peppers]

CEO says he will be supportive as long as he gets to call me names and insult my family.

So "I'm here to support you Kiki but you're stupid and so is your family and all you do is leave the country to deal with your family's affairs... but I support you. But you suck, but I support you, I swear..."


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As your friends we are all thrilled to see you're going to be spending the rest of your life with such a wonderful man.